“i’ll never be a real adult” i say as i work 40 hours a week at a stuffy office job, come home and spend the evening cooking and cleaning before relaxing on the couch with the 2019 ikea catalogue
hold the fuck up y’all
there are lesbians in the 2019 ikea catalogue
no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion
i’m really loving these new dinosaur characters, i hope they stick around awhile
self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff
if(goingToHitStuff) {
dont();
}
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack
discuss.
the month of july is just
Mermay week 1 || Commission info
Harry Potter and the Bisexual Awakening - Part One of Three A very slight adjustment to That Scene featuring a smol grumpy Harry and a tol, very helpful Cedric. (And a dodgy use of the dialogue from the movie mostly, too)
my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:
sorry me wanting to kill myself is inconvenient for you
Searle’s Cats, Ronald Searle, 1968
This is the only place I can scream into the void that I want to stop being alive.
