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STATISTICS! and COMPASSION!

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Were trying to live in a society here, so like, can you not? TV is serious business.You should probably always look for the tag vomit.
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For what it's worth, I know it's A Lot right now, and I tag all of my political posts if you want to add it to your blacklist. The usual suspects are:

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i-am-the-oyster
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alfa-lima-limon

I just think they're Neat!

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bbcwhereareyou

It's a pretty strong tie between:

Everything's coming up Milhouse!, and

You're wearing the jacket right now!

#that second one being the episode where the kids get snowed in at school and flanders is like#'we could use the plow from your snowplow business' and homer is like 'i never had a snowplow business'#and flanders is like 'sure you did! mr. plow? you're wearing the jacket right now!' it makes me laugh so hard#the mister and i both use it when one of us doesn't remember something that seems obvious to the other#the simpsons
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ladyshinga

Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky

#we can only hope#also: i need to catch up on upload
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House Speaker Mike Johnson's chief of staff arrested on DUI charge after Trump speech
A Johnson spokesman said the speaker is standing by his chief of staff and "has full faith and confidence" in him.
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Jesus Christ, every day is new horror after new fucking horror.

#yeah im the chief of staff for the speaker of the fucking house and im gonna get blasted after the sotu then drive!#and im the speaker im gonna publicly stand by his dangerous behavior bc our party is actually a cult#and none of us will face any fucking consequences for being terrible human beings#our ongoing national nightmare
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I'm not going to do an embed link for this article because I don't want to have to see his face, but oh my god Elon Musk had yet another child???

Who keeps having sex with this man?!??!?! Lysistrata this bitch until he leaves us all the fuck alone.

Also, bless you if you're interested in birthing two babies twelve months apart (the mother of this latest baby also had another Musk child in Feb 2024) but that could not ever be me, woof.

#i don't want to tag this our ongoing national nightmare bc it's honestly not super related but it's kind of related#bc seriously i can't see his face without getting a blood pressure rage spike ANYWAY even though tagging it will bring strangers to me#i love my mutuals too much to just leave this without warning so i guess here you go:#elon musk
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