my favorite video of all time ever

Whaght are zey doing tu zis poor rat- [gasp] zat is PERVERGHTED ! ... WHAGHT ARE ZEY FILLING HIM WITZH? EE IZ GETTING TOO BIG! HOOOOHHHH...! OH MY GAHD STOP TOUCHING IM ! ZHIS IZ PERVERT BEHAVIOURE! HOOH! STOP IT! AUUW..... WHAT A TERRIBLE DEATH! SsTOP TOUCHING HEIM !

zis is like a medeval TOGHRTURE.

whathellwas even zat . OOOOO MY GAD. oh preetty cuute. OOOHHOOHOOHHOGGOOOHHHH OH MY GADDD THGAT IS VEURY SCHARMING... OOH my gad he is DEAaaadddd... ohhh not ze daaaawwwg... ooooohhh nnooo you are feeling him wiz ze wader of ze hose...he iz also very shcarming he ina very cute like zis...i wont liiieee to yoU !

OH!

EWWEWW LIKE A LAMBB...

FRRREAK.

MONSTAEUR

AAUOOUGGGHHH ZIS POOR ANEMAL. OOOOOOG

I've had a bug where every time I change camps, Karlach spawns a new Clive with her

AND SHE DESERVES EACH ONE

i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"

pesident babas extremely popular flagship policy, ECONOMY IS GOOD, is going to prove hard to beat

Sigourney Weaver photographed by Helmut Newton, 1983.

Jesus, well what the fuck am I supposed to do now??

my darkness watching chair

some favs from today

from what i can tell this guy got in a serious accident while tryna clean his teeth

im not very tuned into the indie gaming scene so when i saw a bunch of posts of what appeared to be a skinless man in bandages tagged "mouthwashing" i was like. damn. you know how it is with dental hygiene.

i think everyone owes a debt of gratitude to jimmy eat world for the middle. you ARE in the middle of the ride. and everything WILL be just fine. and you SHOULD live right now and be yourself. and it DOESN'T matter if it's good enough for someone else. thank you jimmy eat world

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan be like you can hit a hundred boys with cars

entomologist chappell roan be like you can keep a hundred bugs in jars

nasa scientist chappell roan be like you can put a hundred probes on mars

Oh my god where’s that one beach boys photo that looks like a hardcore show

FUCKINGGGGGG

no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

will the ai listen to the music for me too? will it listen to the lyrics and think about the song for me? shit man, ai can do anything. why even bother paying for your service if your ai can just replace the human impulse to listen to, analyze, and find patterns in music and collect favourites for fun to share with friends. like should i leave? if you're just gonna jack yourself off? like i can go, seeing as you don't need me to engage with what you're doing at all.

like what are we fucking doing here. yknow?

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

me and my four weed smoking deadites

A THING FOR SATURDAYS!

Art by Dalton Frizzell

no more blorbo questions what was the first music album that changed you fundamentally