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woe! hyperfixation be upon ye

@batsydoodle

Fell down a batman rabbit hole and i don't think i'll be getting out of there anytime soon, so as well enjoy my stay. (main is @bendoodle)
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it's so funny to me that so many batfanon fics try to put kon as the straight man to be weirded out by tim's gotham antics. like yeah tim's life is definitely weird but of the two of them, he's not the one who's been kept on cognition-controlling drugs and enslaved by medieval furries for two entire months, so...

alternatively there's a very real comedy to the squad meeting up like. so how were your weekends, guys? and bart is like oh, my mom came to visit from the future!! we went to the 34th century to do some sightseeing, you know, for a family bonding trip, but those guys who wanted to keep me trapped on a life or death reality tv show tracked us down again and there was a whole thing with that. but it was fun! and kon nods and strokes his chin and says oh, yeah, i hear you, i got kidnapped by some intergalactic space slavers AGAIN lol but it's all gucci i got their clone army to rise up and rebel against them and they're gonna found a free society for themselves now. and tim just stares back and forth between them both like. uh. well. i... nearly got eaten by charaxes in downtown gotham?

and both kon and bart are like GOD gotham is such a fucked up place what the hell what do you mean killer moth on steroids has a huge vendetta against you that's so fucked up man your life is so weird tim--

and tim is just. do you guys. do you guys hear yourselves, or...??????? hello???????????

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