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HERE IS JASON WEREWOLF CORRECTED TEHEHEH happy halloween again pookies

more pretty jason tehe

mermaid!bruce bringing his babies one by one to shore to show to fisherman!clark like a mama cat bringing her kittens to her owner

clark: oh is this ur baby!! :) nice to meet you :)!!

clark: gasp! two babies?? how cute

clark: THREE BABIES?? I LOVE THEM

clark: four...babies..? haha ok they're so cute :)

clark: five babies. OH A GIRL :)!!! nice to meet u little miss

clark: another girl!! and that makes six...ok cool...

clark: seven...seven babies......

clark: eight- bruce please this has to be the last one right

clark: nine. bruce I hate to say it but this may be too many babies

bruce: sad chirping :(

clark: I'm so sorry I didn't mean that please bring me another baby Id love to see another baby

bruce: :)!!!!

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Clarrrrrrrrrk!!!!!!!! ANSWER HAL!!!!!!!📞📞📞📞📞📩📩📩📩📩

I need to focus more on sticky notes of Clark's desk!!!!🤩🤩🤩He's so busy!!

“Through the Ages”

by @seitan_j

one night in Gotham, there’s some sort of disruption, strange magic, or curse. all of the Batkids go down and come back up with powers that reflect their vigilante personas in some way. Dick can fly, Jason has super strength, Tim can read minds nearby, etc. they freak out, try out the powers a little, and decide to return home early from patrol because Bruce is gonna be pissed, right? he’s going to want to figure this out and study it. Duke is laughing his ass off all the way home (he got called for backup while they were processing) and enjoying a boost to his own powers.

they get home and Bruce isn’t in the Cave. he’s not in the Manor, and Alfred doesn’t know where he went. Duke gets a hit on the distant grounds, out by the lake. It’s Bruce, but not Bruce. whatever strange kickback of magic/power that gave them their new abilities is nothing compared to this.

Gotham has possessed Bruce, in every single way possible. he’s perched on a cliff overlooking Gotham, dressed only in sweatpants, uncaring of the cold. his eyes are sunken pits into Gotham’s foundations. his teeth are the gleam of bone. he is so beautiful and so terrible, all at once.

their new abilities, these powers, are a boon. they’ll take back Gotham from the night, as he foot soldiers. but they will never have Bruce — Bruce — ever again. that is the price.

The image of Gotham!Bruce perched on a gargoyle in his sweatpants in the cold looking freaky was too good I had to draw it immediately

As I was drawing this my brain went what if gotham!bruce's final form was a literal gargoyle/grotesque because they're apotropaic/supposed to be protective and I got a little carried away with the design lol

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the all new batman: the brave and the bold #1

[ID: several cropped internal narration boxes from Batman between different panels of him and Superman. Together the boxes all read, ‘Other than Robin and Alfred, Superman is my best friend. Some people are surprised by that. Because our styles are so different, people assume we wouldn't get along. But they're missing the point. When I'm with someone like Green Arrow, we're so similar that we feel like we have to compete. But Superman and I have different strengths. We complement each other.’

The first panel, underneath the first narration box, is Batman and Superman shown from the shoulders up as they both smile. Clark proposes, “How about this—I'll explain any Kryptonian customs. You analyze the clues.” Bruce adds on, “And we'll watch each other's backs.” Clark responds, “It's what we do.” The second panel, after three narration boxes, is Batman diving to knock Superman out of the way of a fatal blast. The third and fourth panels, after the last narration box, is after Batman solved the Kryptonian mystery and Superman just saved Bruce's life too. Bruce thanks him for the save, leading Clark to simply dismiss, “No problem. It's what we do,” as he puts his shirt back on. Bruce tells him, “Yes. It is. I suppose this means that, even without powers, you're still Superman.” Clark grins and responds, “And that you're another world's greatest detective.” Bruce quietly grunts at the compliment and tells him, “Let's get out of here.” END ID]

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Gonna eventually find something like it in canon, but Clois have definitely had one of those holy fuck we made it makeout sessions after Supes finishes saving the city and suddenly drops down to interrupt Lois's reporting.

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