Vicki Vale: *reporting at a Wayne child’s birthday party* is there anything you’d like to say to all the nice people watching at home?
The Joker in disguise as a Birthday Clown: My favorite color is blood.
Vicki Vale: ...alright.
Joker: I’m putting my foot down! It’s either the cat or me!
Batman: Okay, I choose the cat.
*Batman and Harvey meet for the first time since he broke out of Arkham*
Batman: I’m stopping this right now, Two-Face!
Two-Face: In Your Dreams batfr-
Harvey: Wait, “Two-Face”? Is that what you guys are calling me now?
Batman: ...Ye-
Harvey: Because of my horrifyingly scarred face that you let me get!?
Batman: w-
Harvey: You know my wife left me because of this, Why don’t you call me “Zero-Wife” while you’re at it?