[at a restaurant]
Dick: Man, this turkey sandwich is so good. I’m so glad we came here.
Jason: I know, the food is always great here, and it’s great value.
Damian: You guys are so positive, it’s great. I know some people that are negative and they can’t see anything good in anything, and people like that just aren’t very pleasant to be around.
Tim: you guys, I’m right here…
Damian: what?
Tim: I said I’m right here. You guys are talking about me like I’m not here and I don’t like what you’re saying about me.
Jason: Tim, I don’t think he was talking about you.
Tim: How can he not be?! You guys know how much I hate sandwiches and love being negative!
Dick: I didn’t know you hated sandwiches…
Tim: I’m eating soup, Dick, and it’s like 100 degrees outside!
Dick: that makes sense…
Damian: I’m not talking about you, Tim.
Tim: promise?
Damian: promise.
Tim: Sorry guys, I don’t wanna be that guy who’s always so prideful and not willing to back down, and probably pops up his collar…
Dick: you guys, I’m right here!
Tim: Dick, I didn’t mean you…
Dick: I can’t help it that I’m more confident than you guys! Sure, I’m physically built as if Michelangelo chiselled me from stone, but don’t put that on me!
Tim: Oh, so you’re a little cocky. There’s nothing wrong with that.
Dick: And the truth comes out — you know what? Most of the time I’m just acting confident to hide my insecurities! I don’t wanna be the guy who’s overly sensitive about everything…
Barbara: *gasps* I’m right here!
Damain: do we know you?
Barbara: you don’t remember me?!
Damian: oh, Barbara! You’re not the type of person we normally forget…
Duke: guys, I’m right here!
Jason: how long have you been there?!
Duke: I drove you all here!
Jason: I remember being driven here by a faceless blob…
Duke: Yeah, yeah, I know. I was voted most forgettable in my high school. Didn’t end up in the year book, they forgot, but at least I’m not one of those people who steals food from other people’s plates!
Damian: *whilst stealing food from Jason’s plate* Duke! Dick’s right there!
Tim: Wait! We have to go, the movie starts soon. It looks like we’re gonna have to take main-street, the cops just shut down the freeway because they’re looking for a homicidal maniac.
Jason: guys! I’m right here!