Batfamily Fangirl

Okay this panel is really fun.

Tom Taylor 🤝 Meghan Fitzmartin

Being the worst batfam writers

anyway. i'm stealing this reddit comment because yeah

vampire tim

@thattimdrakeguy @meara-eldestofthemall

If tim has a skateboard, steph should get rollerskates

im pretty sure the writer of red robin didnt know what a spleen was. because its just like. yep. sorry timmy we had to remove ur spleen because it got stabbed. and tim’s just like aw man. and continues on like nothing happened. like. hello. you can live without ur spleen yeah but like. do. do you know. what it does. how important it is. to the immune system. tim. tim you live in gotham. the dirtiest city in the US. ur gonna get tetanus timmy!!!! tetanus!!!!!

So Duke’s pick is The Flash, Jason has Wonder Woman, Dick’s is Superman, Steph’s is Green Arrow, Oracle wears a Black Canary (didn’t notice the merch that I noticed an absence of until I scrolled back to see who’s everyone after Steph’s is their favs).

Now who the fuck is Tim’s and Damian’s?

Does Damian even HAVE a fav???

Tim’s pick is Blue Beetle and Damian’s pick is Aquaman

damian stfu rn u have four brothers

They actually made the Red Robin joke here and also had Batman of all people be the one making it.

broke: duke being the “normal one” in the batfam

woke: tim being the normal one

bespoke: NOBODY is normal in this godforsaken family, duke wears bright yellow and punches villains in broad daylight while jumping off bridges, and tim is the worlds first 8 year old stalker fan and is only ever two bad weeks away from becoming a cackling mad scientist a la frankenstein

NOW WHY ARE WE BRINGING HIS NAME INTO THIS?

Okay but when Jason died, Dick was still in his discowling phase. What did he think when he came back to Gotham like three years later and nightwing went from tits out to now all emo black sleekness? What a fuckin culture shock that had to be

Jason: you used to be fashionable 🙄

Jason: where’s the flavor? The style? The drama?

This is actually why Jason keeps rotating his uniforms. Gotta keep them fresh and everyone else on their toes

Someone has to be the ‘the rule is take one thing off before you leave and then I didn’t’ sibling

Jason: I have to do everything around here

From - littledead-ridinghood: #he sees Tim’s entire robin cape isn’t yellow and flips out; that’s why he attacked him actually#jason: ‘if you can’t sneak around in a fully bright yellow cape than you don’t deserve to be Robin smh’#jason: ‘yellow and black?!? what are you? a bee?’#Tim: ‘robins aren’t—‘#jason: I don’t want to here anything from you#jason: ‘couldn’t even brave Gotham in hotpants either; just had to add tights’#dick grayson#jason todd

Stephanie earns his respect when he TRIES to criticize the Eggplant, and ends up on the receiving end of the most impressive rant he’s heard since coming back.