Whenever Duke and Damian hang out together, Bruce grows gray hair.

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This one is epecially to @batfamcraze who requested it so i finished faster

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My favorite bat kids with jet packs!!!

Stephanie Brown ( Nightwing 2016, issue 86)

Duke Thomas and Cassandra Cain (Batman and the Outsiders 2019, Issue 6)

Jason Todd Red Hood and the Outlaws 2016, Issue 14)

And Damian Wayne ( Batman and Robin 2011, Issue 9)

I feel like the batfam thinks Damian and Duke are a good team because they assume they'll make smart decisions together when they work together and so they'll pair the two up for things

And they don't realize that in reality Damian and Duke collectively lose braincells together (as all good friends/siblings do) and will do some of the stupidest shit just to see if it will work

The only reason they don't get caught is they also know how to cover up what they've done and that's how they still get paired up for missions and shit that they should absolutely not be paired for

I think a story where Damian met his younger self at the point where he was just about to enter the batfam would be hilarious. Like yeah yeah it would make for great metaphors about how treating your past self kindly and accepting the mistakes you made is essential to moving forward by confronting Damian with a tangeable, breating version of those mistakes, but have you considered. Damian would find his 10-year-old self INSUFFERABLE. And I think it'd be hilarious to expose him to himself for a prolonged period of time and have him go insane because absolutely nobody would have even the slightest shred of pity for him.

Damian: Younger me is insufferable! He will not listen to a single thing I say, he believes I am an imposter unworthy of the Robin mantle (because I disagree with him on practically every front and he refuses to believe he'll grow up to be me), and he has NO respect for me even though I'm CLEARLY older! And wiser! But he's too arrogant to listen to my advice even though I know better than him on all fronts!!

Dick: yeah imagine putting up with that

don't even bother asking Tim

All the Damian Wayne (w/ Batfamily) Hugs I Could Find

⭐ Damian and Alfred:

⭐ Damian and Bruce: 

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All the Duke Thomas (w/ Batfamily) Hugs I Could Find

⭐ Duke and Bruce:

There are none (yet), so the closest affectionate gesture I could find between these two was this tender fistbump:

And this almost hand-holding moment, kind of:

⭐ Duke and Cass: 

⭐ Duke and Dick: 

All the Dick Grayson (w/ Batfamily) Hugs I Could Find

⭐ Dick and Alfred:

⭐ Dick and Barbara: 

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Duke Thomas is a sibling instigator. He will start all out brawls for shits a giggles

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Cass: Who’s riding with me

Duke, a problem child: Damian said ur shit at driving so he’s going with Jason

Cass, with knives: Where is the little shit

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Tim in his room digging through his closet: Why can’t I find any hoodies?

Duke, in possession of at least 4 Tim hoodies: I saw Dick packing some in his suitcase

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Jason yelling: UGH I’m gonna kill you

Stephanie: You wish! zombie!

Duke with popcorn: Hit them!

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Bruce: So. You thought breaking into the watchtower whilst I was in a briefing about the new Lanterns was a good idea?

Everyone:

Duke: Standing next to Bruce shaking his head, knowing full well he started the dare: Honestly B idk what’s gotten into their heads

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Penguin running away from Batman: Ha! Try and get me now batman

Duke: I heard The Riddler calling u a bitch last week. You gonna take that?

Penguin: THAT IMBECILE! *takes off running right back to Batman*

Steph’s not part of the family.

The Wayne family, that is. That’s obvious enough. At the end of the day, where she packs up her things and rides the bus home or jumps across the empty space between roofs, she goes home to her own mother and creaking bed and stained carpet.

There’s still a room in Wayne Manor that is right across from Cass’s, and just two doors down from where Dick normally stays if he’s spending the night. There’s a soft purple blanket thrown across the bed, and someone has stuck dinosaur stickers up on the window. There’s a pack of colourful bandaids tucked into one of the drawers, and in the adjacent bathroom, there’s the shampoo she always uses.

She’s still not part of the family. 

She bends over her own kitchen sink and nearly swears when she can’t get a stain off of a plate that she’s been eating off of for years, she sews up the holes in her own sheets and brings her mom coffee when she asks for it, and the local dogs and cats know her by scent at this point.

There’s still always room at the table for her, whenever she stumbles downstairs after a long night and a short text saying that she’s staying over with Cass or Tim, even when she hasn’t seen either of them in a week. There’s waffles hidden in the cabinet for her, and she always picks the plate with Jason’s clumsy signature scrawled across the rim in ceramic paint, and the fork with the weird eagle logo that’s been half rubbed off by age. Alfred slides breakfast over to her without pausing his conversation with Duke as Steph tucks in like she has a million times over.

She’s not part of the Wayne family.

She sighs over the holes in her jeans and the way her shirts are nearly transparent with age. She swears loudly when the hot water suddenly turns icy, and she counts the change she keeps hidden in shoes and coat pockets whenever she’s hungry, blonde curls wild and bouncing in the wind, or tied up and secured with a bobbypin under the bright purple hood.

But she still stands there, a mild discomfort settling into her arms as she holds them up, Selina eyeing the seam at her waist like it’s a particularly aggravating goon. The tailor adjusting the long, expensive, fabric around her ankles as Steph wonders why she let Selina talk her into shopping, knowing full well her taste meant the highest price tag in the store. Her hair is pushed back casually, as Selina makes an offhanded comment about how her muscles are improving since she last saw them. Steph didn’t realise she’d paid attention to her at all.

She’s the furthest thing away from the Wayne family.

She still gets an invite pressed into her hand, printed words spelling out recital. Damian does not make eye contact, simply tells her to dress well, and that he expects her there. Steph wears a dress Bruce bought for her, for an undercover mission, not wanting to outdo Damian’s real family. To say she’s a little bit shocked when she’s sat next to Dick, and only Dick, is an understatement. She still cheers loudly and claps so hard her hands sting when Damian comes onstage, polished wood of his violin nearly glowing in the stage lights.

Steph’s not part of the family.

But she still gets a call from Jason at seven in the evening, when he’s meant to be having a family dinner, and asks where she is. He nearly laughs out loud when Steph asks why she would be at a Wayne family dinner, and there’s soon the rumble of a motorbike and a voice yelling at her to climb down the fire escape already. She arrives at Wayne Manor with her hair a mess, pain stains on her jeans, and holes in her converse. She’s sat down next to Bruce in a three-piece suit, and Alfred pours her a generous helping of everything. She spends the night laughing so hard her chest hurts, and Duke has to hit her on the back to keep her from choking. It’s the first time Steph met Kate Kane, and she thinks she might want to try bright red hair too.

Steph’s not part of the Wayne family.

But she might as well be.

woah jason really wanted to be included in that pic, huh

dick and jason would probably beat the absolute shit out of each other and then go get dinner as if nothing happened. 

and the rest of the family is just in shock because if they fight with jason, they would probably get the silent treatment for at least a month. 

dick: i’m his favourite brother after all :))

jason: …LIES

it’s not a lie

Damian is such a little shitstarter. Truly the Cain instinct at its strongest

I love how their dynamic is just