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A Batfam/DC blog! Damian is my fav 💕 Parden my spelling errors | No batcest go away | ✨We ignore canon like the writers do ✨ | Creator of the Damian Wayne Cult
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penny-anna

Commissioner Gordon, concerned: is he. Looking after you okay?

Robin: he makes me sleep in a cold & dark cave without any blankets to keep me warm and he forces me to eat RATS

Commissioner Gordon: oh my-

Batman: Robin, please stop saying that

Batman, very tired: I'm so sorry, he's mad at me because I said we can't go to Batburger after work tonight

Robin: RATS. I MUST EAT RATS OR I WILL STARVE

Batman: Robin for the last time we have food at home

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Merry Little Batman will be out Dec 8th ☃️🖤🦇

Merry Little Batman has confirmed it’s release date on December 8th 2023 to begin streaming on Amazon Prime!

“Merry Little Batman is an animated family action comedy destined to join the rogue’s gallery of classic holiday movies,” the official synopsis reads. “When young Damian Wayne finds himself alone in Wayne Manor on Christmas Eve, he must transform into “Little Batman” in order to defend his home and Gotham City from the crooks and supervillains intent on destroying the holidays.”
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Is Damian possibly going back to his old costume in a few months? I thought he wouldn't because the art they showed when they announced the new Batman and Robin book still had him in the grey costume and his new car is following the grey suits color pattern.

But the epilogue of Dark Crisis had him in his Rebirth suit in Amanda Waller's vision for the future:

Which I originally though was just the artist drawing the wrong suit, happens all the time.

But today the Dawn of DC primer came out and here we have Damian drawn in his old suit yet again:

Curiously just like in Dark Crisis this was also written by Williamson and like in the first picture Amanda Waller is talking about her plans to put a stop to the hero-community.

I think I would prefer him returning to the old suit or a new suit that goes back to the Robin color pattern at least. The only thing really making the grey suit a Robin costume is the R on the chest (plus it has way too many zigzag elements for my taste and feels generally overdesigned).

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batfamcraze

I’m being cautiously optimistic if DC is planning on making Damian go back to his rebirth Robin outfit (my fav)!!

I personally hated the grey robin suit yucky

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I need Damian roasting the fam like that John Mulaney quote about middle schoolers insulting you in an accurate way

Damian: The American Hackney is a critically endangered horse breed with only about 200 remaining in the world. I consider myself privileged to be in the company of one right now.
Stephanie, to herself: I can't hit a kid, I can't hit a kid, I can't—
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Damian: Your glasses look like the headlights of Superman's pickup truck.
Barbara: Get back to patrol.
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Damian: You astound me.
Tim: How so?
Damian: You have far exceeded your life expectancy given your absolutely atrocious self-care habits.
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Damian: Father, you cook like someone who's never seen food in his life.
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Damian: Grayson, I need your help with a history project.
Dick: Sure, what's it on?
Damian: The Paleolithic Era. Tell me everything you remember about your childhood.
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Duke: You say a lotta out-of-pocket things.
Damian: What, like the fact that the Signal-cycle sounds like a washing machine setting?
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Damian: Todd, I didn't know you were a Hollywood background character.
Jason: Really? Where?
Damian: *plays The Walking Dead*
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Damian: Cain—
Cassandra: Nope.
Damian: But—
Cassandra: I said no.
Damian: Fine.
Cassandra:
Damian:
Cassandra:
Damian: Your ballet shoes look like beans.
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Damian: Kyle, may I see your engagement ring?
Selina: Sure.
Selina: *shows him a big diamond*
Damian: *squints*
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Damian: *opens his mouth*
Alfred: Don't even try.
Damian: Understood, have a nice day.
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Damian, to his reflection: I never realized my hair looks like a shower brush.
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The fandom probably think like this because all of Bruce’s children have been adopted from families that ranged from dirt-poor to upper-middle class at best, so financially/socially speaking, them being adopted into the Waynes was a major upgrade for them.

But I need you all to realize that’s not the case with Damian, him living with a billionaire father is actually a downgrade to him from living with his (probably trillionaires?) almost-royal maternal family.

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chaihena
Bruce, holding Jarro: Jason I would like you to meet Jarro
Jason: That's a fucking starfish
Bruce: He's your new little brother
A few minutes later
Jason: DICK LOOK
Dick: What did you do now???
Jason: LOOK, HERE
Jarro, with a tiny red hood costume on: Fuck
Dick: JASON
Jason, shedding a tear: I'm so proud
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THIS is the pop up message you get when screenshotting an early access webtoons. You don’t get this when it’s a comic that’s already available for free viewing.

If you see someone posting panels from an early access comic, CALL IT OUT (respectfully). They know what they’re doing is wrong and don’t care. They are knowingly hurting the creators of this comic and contributing to the falling viewership of it every week.

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dankovskaya

Wait I just realized Jason successfully (and of course. Lightheartedly) did to Duke what he was trying to do to Bruce at the end of utrh 😭😭😭

Like obviously Jason didn’t genuinely freeze up and let Fake Joker get the drop on him in this training simulation he arranged this is Jason’s compulsive need to try to force everyone he knows to prove they really like him via murder of the Joker and it worked. Live footage of Duke becoming Jason’s favorite sibling.

It must of have been so satisfying and therapeutic for Duke to “ kill” the joker in this training simulation after what happened to his parents. Duke should kill the joker in the comics, I see it.

And what’s so great is the next panel after, Jason tells Duke to take cover cause then Jason shoots Harley and Riddler that are about to attack Duke which is letting him know that Jason will have his back because he knows that Duke has his!!!!

And at the end of the comic, Jason tells him that he’s never going to be alone no matter what!!!!!

Duke is the brother Jason needed for YEARS!!!!!!

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Unpopular Opinion #1

Dick is DC’s certified pretty boy™, but when some writers have him be liked by everyone it feels a little too much sometimes. Not everybody is into “conventionally” attractive people, so they should keep this in mind.

Side note: Most of the time they’ll write it very cringey and make him be harassed to “show” that he’s pretty (This is a very big DC/Comic problem that needs to be addressed, so many characters get harassed and it’s normalized).

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