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Anonymous asked:

Domestic BabsKory !!!!!1!!1

  • Kory mows the lawn because she loves being outside and she likes the smell of freshly cut grass. Babs reminds her that it is the grass letting out the distress call but Kory doesn’t care because it smells good. Plus Babs looks really good coming out with a drink for it while she is mowing the lawn
  • Babs is the one who makes sure their room is organized to a certain degree because Kory won’t. It’s not that Kory is messy, it’s just that she puts things in piles and then Babs doesn’t know which pile is which so it’s easier for her to organize the room for 10 minutes a day then an hour a week
  • Kory really enjoys going to the grocery store with Babs. She likes listening to Babs talk about what food they are going to eat, and asking her how to make certain things. She also likes getting food that Babs normally wouldn’t try by herself but when Babs is with Kory she will try new food
  • Babs likes to teach Kory how to cook because Kory isn’t the best at it. Kory doesn’t like to measure anything and is more creative in the spices/herbs/seasonings/etc that she uses. Babs likes to stick to the recipe so when Kory is helping cooking the food usually ends up tasting way different then it should have
  • Kory looks forward to Thursday night every week because it’s date night. Date night means they get to eat take out and have a few drinks and just hangout and enjoy each other’s company. During the week Babs has to work and Thursday is her only weeknight that is free 
  • Babs loves to send Kory really dumb snapchat selfies throughout the day. Kory constantly gets pictures from Wayne Manor of Babs and Jason with the dog filter or Bruce giving a speech only to realize he is being filmed in one of the voice distorting filters and getting mad.
#j replies#babskory
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Jason has been banned from naming the group chat because the last few times he named it it was called; Better Than Batman Club, Red Hood and Lesser Beings, and Damian Can Choke.

#jason todd headcanons
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Anonymous asked:

cass' reaction to going to themyscira for the first time

  • Cass is hyped to get away from Wayne Manor for a few days, especially with Diana because Diana is so cool and she always wanted to go to Themyscira. It seems like a really cool place and it also means she gets to spend more time with Diana which is always a great thing 
  • When they first arrive on the island, Cass is stunned because holy fuck look at all the pretty buildings and girls and they are all fighting and training and pushing each other and Cass literally has her breath taken away. Diana just laughs and ushers her along and Cass blindly follows just taking everything in
  • The first thing she does is get fitted for armor because Cass has been dying to train with the Amazons and you can’t train with the Amazons if you don’t have armor. It’s a lot heavier then she expected it to be but it isn’t as constricting. She gets used to it, tests it around, and does a warm up spar with Diana (nothing to get hurt with, just something to warm up the muscles)
  • After a long day of training, it’s time to eat. Cass has heavy muscles but she’s really happy and feels like she could fall asleep at any second. Since she is a guest, she is given all the best foods and she is in ecstasy because the food is so good and her muscles hurt but in a good way and she just feels really happy
  • The next few days are a happy haze of relatively the same thing. She gets to meet a lot of cool Amazons, (even gets to flirt with one and promises she will be back soon) and Cass doesn’t want to leave
  • Diana tells Cass that she can come back soon but Bruce will be mad if she doesn’t get back soon. Cass is unhappy but agrees because if she puts up too much of a fight she knows that Diana won’t want to take her back and she wants to come back
#j replies#cassandra cain headcanons#diana prince headcanons
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Instead of verbally apologizing, Bruce finds other ways to apologize. He will take Stephanie to IHOP if he snapped at her for no reason, he will take Duke to the movies if he yells at him for wanting to do things solo, and he will order takeout for the night if he was rude to Alfred earlier in the day. Bruce prefers physical acts of apology to show he cares over the verbal way because it shows he means it.

#bruce wayne headcanons
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Anonymous asked:

Some hc of Jon discovering that Damian died once? Pleaseeee 💛

  • Damian would probably say it super nonchalantly like they are fighting something and Jon is like “DAMIAN BE MORE CAREFUL YOU COULD HAVE DIED” and he would be all “I’ve done it before. I can come back again” and Jon would literally gawk at him
  • Like how can someone be that calm about not only dying but calming back??? How did he come back? Can all people come back? How did he die originally? How old is he actually? There are all these questions and Damian just kinda shrugs it off like “ehhhhh”
  • But Jon doesn’t let it go. Instead he turns it into a joke. When he goes to bed he texts him “I’m going to sleep. Don’t die in your sleep,” or when Damian offers Jon his leftover fries or something Jon goes “what are you afraid you are going to explode and die? AGAin??”
  • Damian keeps asking Jon to stop bringing it up because it’s not a big deal. His brother Jason is the one who makes dying a big deal not him
  • AND THEN Jon is like “DO ALL OF YOUR SIBLINGS DIE?” and Damian just kinda shrugs because yeah more or less most of them have died at least once. Dying isn’t a big deal in Wayne Manor
  • Jon literally doesn’t understand how Damian is calm about talking about the fact that his siblings die and come back to life. Like how can anyone be that calm or chill about anything especially DEATH!!11!
#j replies#jon kent headcanons#damian wayne headcanons
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Tim has a new favorite game every month. The games tend to repeat themselves and it works on a cycle. One month he will be into Overwatch, the next month he is into World of Warcraft, so on and so forth. The family takes bets on what game Tim is going to be addicted to for the month.

#tim drake headcanons
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Stephanie hates working out but loves the fact that when she works out she can eat more. She only works out to stay in shape to fight and so that she can eat more food then she normally would.

#stephanie brown headcanons
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Anonymous asked:

How would the Batkids react to a friend describing one of their siblings, older or younger, as cute or hot or sexy, etc?

  • Dick would not be having it. Would probably get really upset and protective and threaten to hurt his friend if they tried to do anything because siblings are off limits
  • Jason would laugh at them and go really because his siblings are all annoying little shits why would anyone want to be friends with one of them let alone date one of them that’s just sad
  • Cass would look her friend dead in the eye and say something like “if you go after them and break their heart, I will break your face in as many pieces as you did their heart,” and then go back to normal conversation like the threat never happened
  • Tim would be disgusted. Like he would fake vomit, say how gross it is because they are siblings, and wonder how anyone could even think of his siblings that way because they are the worst and it’s disgusting like have you seen them
  • Stephanie would be unhappy that her friend(s) were looking at her siblings that way but she is also aware of how people look at the Wayne Family (especially the boys) so it is to be expected. She tries to keep her reactions down to a minimal
  • Duke would find it funny because he has to live with his siblings and they aren’t as the media portrays them or what people see on the outside. Most of them are complete messes of a person so the fact that someone can find them attractive is really funny to him
  • Depending on who they describe depends on Carrie’s reactions. If it is someone younger then them, they get upset and protective. If it is someone older then them, they act like “how could you even like someone like them?”
#j replies#batkid headcanons
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Dick’s favorite music is 90’s and 2000’s. On his phone, his top 10 most played songs include Wannabe by The Spice Girls, Everytime We Touch by Cascada, and Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC

#dick grayson headcanons
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Before Luke settles down, he wants to see the world outside of missions. He wants to do tourist things in Europe and taking pictures in China. He wants to experience new things and meet new people before he settles down.

#luke fox headcanons
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When someone starts talking about something that Damian doesn’t care about, he puts both his earbuds in his ears and starts listening to music. Either the person walks away or they pull one of them out and sigh at him.

#damian wayne headcanons
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Anonymous asked:

Starfire/Oracle anon, bringing headcanons! Doi you think it was Starfire who made Babs realize she was bi? What did Babs do after the realization? And f they did end up dating, how would Starfire react to dating Barbara while she was in the closet?

A part of Babs always knew she was bi but Kory was the one who actually gave her enough support to actually act on it and admit it to herself. After Babs realized that she like liked Kory she probably had a panic attack of some sort because she’s never allowed herself to feel these feelings for another girl. (And just her luck, a literal alien princess) Kory would be upset that Babs isn’t out of the closet (she really wants her to tell her dad because Kory wants to meet the “famous” Commissioner Gordon) but also so that Babs can truly be herself. She doesn’t like going on secret dates or when people recognize her in public she is introduced as Babs’ friend. Kory understands that on Earth things are done differently and not everyone is okay with same sex couples but if her dad loves her as much as Babs seems to think he does, then why would he have a problem. 

#j replies#babskory
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Despite how the teasing and grief he gives everyone, Tim does love his family a lot. He just isn’t comfortable actually saying it so he does it through insults said with a smile and words like “idiot” but there is no malice in it, it’s said with love.

#tim drake headcanons
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