The Batfam

Clark Kent is a better man than I am because if I was the last being from my entire race (Before he knows about Kara, of course), you better believe I would be making up the most bullshit lore just for laughs.

If I were Superman, I would just drop random lies about Kryptonian biology constantly. "Yeah- So, we're actually born from eggs. I'm an egg baby."

Who's gonna call him out? Who can tell him he's lying? Absolutely no one. You can't prove the Last Son Of Krypton wrong. You can't tell an alien that they're wrong about their own race or risk questioning them out of fear you'll come across as insensitive.

I would be lying my ass off and I would lick up every second of it.

Jason, reading a newspaper: "Holy shit. Lex Luthor's name is Alexander? I had no idea..."

Tim: "What, you thought his parents just named him Lex?"

Jason, shrugging: "Well, yeah. Parents are always calling their kids dumb shit. Look at Dick."

Tim: "...You know Dick is short for Richard, right?"

Jason, setting his paper down: "What."

The command structure / ranking of the Justice League is actually super hard to understand from the outside, if you think about it. How many times have alien diplomatic missions arrived to meet with them, only to struggle to pick out who they should direct their communications toward? Sure, you’ve got the Kryptonian, he’s big and flashy and recognizable across sectors. But there’s an Amazonian princess standing next to him who looks dangerous and speaks like a royal. You’ve got an Atlantean king behind her, also royal, also dangerous. You’ve got a Green Lantern of the Sector with trace ion signatures from all the recent battles in nearby galaxies, and then — then — you have a man in black, shadowy armor who doesn’t introduce himself, who doesn’t speak or negotiate unless the others falter, yet ever single one of them looks to him as the conversation proceeds — checking, assuring, looking for guidance etc. is he the leader, then?

I made a thing….

Deadpool & Wolverine + text posts

I KNOW IM A BAT FAMILY BLOG BUT I MUST GIVE THIS MOVIE SOME LOVE GUYS IT WAS AMAZING

get that outta your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dynamic duo

I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE FOR THIS BABY ASSASSIN.

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

fan-made concepts for an animated show where they just look like that (it is cancelled after one pilot)

But make them techno punk

Bruce posts this to his twitter with the caption "So proud of Gotham to be an accepting and inviting place where me and my family are free to be ourselves ❤️❤️❤️"

(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY!!!)

Commission Info / Kofi

Batman #148 - "The Storm" (2024)

A lotta y'all be writing Dick as this terminally lonely man with no friends like 3/4s of the DCU isn't fighting over who gets to be his emergency contact

TOOK FOREVER BUT SOOOOOO WORTH IT!

aka mY IDEAL BATFAM UNIVERSE TYVMUCHBYEEE