Soldier Poet King

Jaskier: establish dominance by biting the monster first

Geralt: DO NOT DO THAT

Hehehe he's not well trained

#hell hath no fury like a boytoy distraught

the “this guy looks weird” to “this guy looks weird 😳” pipeline literally so dangerous.

Geralt’s face, man. Every time, it just guts me. It looks like he suddenly remembered what it feels like to weep.

healing his ailments (letting him rest his head on my boobs while i scritch scratch his hair)

But we’re totally not friends. Nope! Oiling bottoms and chest hair scratches are normal between two business acquaintances. *internal screaming*

I do this with Aiden all the time? It's not weird between friends

Aiden: *rolls his eyes*

Eskel: *rolls his eyes*

Vesemir: i raised the stupidest sons of bitches on this entire godsforsaken continent.

I wanna eat him

... but with my heart?

What emotion is this?

Heartburn?

Idiots....

Im telling you, it’s lust. Like the kind you get for sugar cubes.

Jaskier: You wouldn't hit a lil' guy with a lute, would you?

Geralt, exasperated: ...Sometimes I sure would like to.

BABIES all around! Roach continues to be the best horse mum.

a relationship should be mutually beneficial. he kills my enemies and i lick the blood off him afterwards.

"Maybe someone out there will want you."

"I need no one. And the last thing I want is someone needing me."

"And yet... here we are."

This is the GAYEST exchange I have ever experienced in my life

Jaskier burning his finger on his food. Jaskier making geralt kiss it better.

He does this constantly. Any minor ache or pain and geralt has to kiss it better.

(No he doesn't ever fake it for attention)

He does this in public without thinking. Thus a new rumor about witchers is born. Their kisses have healing powers!

Its cute: Little kids insisting on geralt kissing their boo boos. A nervous inexperienced mother having geralt kiss her newborn baby, just in case she missed something.

Then it's less cute: a barmaid insisting she's having chest pains, and it needs a kiss.

Then it's horrifying: when healers ask for help for a serious injury.

Then it's funny: Lambert finding out and insisting his butt is sore all winter, insisting geralt has the magic kisses.

The Witcher Fandom - trying to decipher Jaskier’s notes on “Her Sweet Kiss” a continuation!

I managed to find a high-resolution file of episode 6, so let’s try this again :D

I agree with what people have said prior, that these lyrics seem to lack the third-person “Yennefer” and seems to be just about what we think is Jaskier and Geralt, since it’s prior to the fight. The lyrics we got so far under the cut –>

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The Witcher + Text Posts [7/?] (geraskier edition vol. 2)