posts about the national pastime

In the Bowser’s Fury mode of Super Mario 3D World + Bowser’s Fury, whenever Fury Bowser is active, fireballs fall down from the sky and turn into lava puddles that hurt Mario. However, Mario is immune to these lava puddles if he is carrying a baseball. As long as Mario is carrying a baseball, the puddles will disintegrate on contact with him.

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In baseball the pitcher should always be just some guy. Letting him throw the ball a million miles an hour is mean. What if it hits the bat man

Oh but we should still give the baseball bats to the people that know how to swing baseball bats really good?

no they should be bad at the game also

All of the field men are extremely good at the game but they are blindfolded unfortunately

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Moneyball (2011)

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is this what sports is like?

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BREAKING: the Pittsburgh Pirates have been lost at sea for 87 days total after their devastating skirmish with the Seattle Mariners, and are quickly running out of fresh water and hard tack.

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The fucking DRAG

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the most depressing part is that it's not even kamala's stance on genocide that is costing her the elections. i wish it were. it's people genuinely shifting for trump. but it's the pro-palestine movement that's going to get the blame for it.

obviously she fucked up on that front and on multiple other fronts (an understatement) but if these results have showed anything it's that the alt right white majority will never vote for a black woman even if she were perfect. but liberals will blame arabs for the faults of white nationalism and misogyny. at this point if you're blaming the pro-palestine movement and saying shit like "are you happy now? is this what you wanted?" you're just brimming with anti-arab hatred that you're desperate to release at any given opportunity

so what now? the genocide is still ongoing and the rise of fascism is unimpeded but now people will point to those most affected by it and saying "this is what you wanted, right?" and you and i could spend the next four years arguing and yelling at those people or we can do something that matters.

mahmoud needs to pay his fees in 5 days or he will fail this semester.

amal needs to meet the soaring prices of baby food in gaza for the sake of her daughter maryam.

look out for the vulnerable and watch out for the way people are venting their frustration at fascism by blaming its victims.

please reblog this version. anger without action is nothing. if you feel like this is the end of the world remember that this is just another day of the genocide for those in gaza.

i’ve been waiting for this moment, for all my life.

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we asked five professional baseball pitchers to throw water balloons at the neighborhood delinquents.  what happens next will truly transform your life

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I Don’t Dance from the hit movie High School Musical 2 is actually a metaphor for gay sex. The whole song is Chad supressing himself, trying not only to convince Ryan, but convince himself that he isn’t gay. When Ryan says “Hey batter batter swing” he is meaning “Hey Chad, swing my way, which is gay.” Baseball and dancing are metaphors for straight and gay sex, which Ryan says are one in the same, the same game. Chad disagrees and is reluctant. Ryan says “You’ll never know if you never try.” In the middle of the second verse, Chad starts to give in saying “You better spin that pitch you’re gonna throw me,  I’ll show you how I swing.” basically meaning he’s a top. The dance break is them having sex. You will see in the next scene of the movie they are both wearing each other’s clothes, this is because they got dressed in a hurry after doing it.

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just because someone is from a country obsessed with baseball doesn’t mean they themselves are obsessed with baseball. i hate when people make assumptions like that.

Hold on a second

[ID — tweet from @/tredlocity:

“turn based combat sucks” says someone from a country obsessed with baseball — end ID]

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