Conversation with me and my brain
Brain: you should start t
Me: why are you bringing this up we’ve been really indifferent in the past
Brain: body hair
Me: good point
Sighs dramatically
Seeing as Ivy doesn’t feel the emotions that went with her memories I think she gets sad perhaps uncomfortable when she thinks back on her times with her partners logically she knows she must have felt the love the happiness the domestic bliss at the time but she can’t look back in it with such
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Johnny: ew toy soldier I hate toy soldier
Also Johnny:
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“Well well well if it isn’t that little something the folks call:
“✨Gender Envy✨””
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seeing as Ashes's birthday is tomorrow, i thought i'd compile my favorite (clickbait youtuber vc) Top 5 Ashes Lore Momence
1) the cake is a lie! my personal headcanon is that the cakes aren't theirs, or even that anything is wrong with the cakes- it's just the 40 cakes that the Toy Soldier stole (as per some old tweet), and they are desperately trying to free up some space in the Storage Bays
[ID: A cropped screenshot from The Mechanisms's old TV Tropes page, reading "Ashes O'Reilly: Former mobster and the crew's Quartermaster. Ashes provides the band with bass guitar and silent judging. Also, cake (although none of the band seem to have been adventurous enough to try it)." /end ID]
2) this is probably obvious, but i forgot that Ashes actually burned down their orphanage Before getting the rest of Malone post-mechanization! which means they really Are outdoing Jonny's backstory at every turn
And for a minute – for a moment brief enough to forget and remember at the same time, this kid could remember what it was like; forever that tasted like the scent of burnt hair on the back of your hand and looked like charred rubble where an orphanage used to be.
3) four (4) different wanted posters for no discernable reason, only one (1) of which is visually different!
[ID: A screenshot of the page code from the wayback version of Ashes's crew page. Four distinct image titles can be seen, the first named "ashes-wanted-poster3", and the next ones the same, though ending in "poster2", "poster1", and "poster" respectively, before the first version is shown again at the bottom. /end ID]
4) this isn't exactly obscure, but considering the vague or dubious nature of the other mech's acceptance on their mechanization, Ashes is the only person to choose immortality with full awareness and willingness!
"I’m told I had a good heart, but the Doc dealt with that after the whole patricide thing." - "The girl frowns slightly, grimaces, moves her head as if to shake it, or nod." - "when a woman stood over her and offered her eternity / and in the dark she felt hands on her, and the pain swelled to swallow her" - "she picked him up when all that remained functioning was the heart" (and we don't have anything definite on Tim or Raph's acceptance, and not Marius yet)
compared to Ashes-
"-some tired looking goth dropped out of the sky and offered up immortality on a plate." / "It wasn’t a joke, no sir, but the kid laughed. Full and loud – this wasn’t how they expected to end things in this dusty little corner of the galaxy, but who could resist that offer? "Alright then. Show me what you got.""
5) they need to even out their job as dispute-settling Quartermaster by creating an equal amount of chaos!
[ID: A series of 3 tweets, all made by The Mechanisms, @TheMechanisms. The first tweet is dated March 21st, 2013, reading: Please note: there will be no autotune in the final album recording. Do not listen to Ashes. -JdV
The second is dated September 21st, 2011, reading: //on't touch that thing, Ashes! It activates all the frequency tranmi//
The final tweet is dated May 30th, 2012, reading: Just installed a new control panel on the Aurora. Looks lovely, all shiny dials and blinking lights. I give it a day before Ashes breaks it. /end ID]
aaand that's all! remember to crush that like button and pummel that subscribe button and ring that bell and whisper a tremulous "happy birthday" to the night sky on Monday!
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in the club straight up bothering people
Was talking about life series and was gonna refer to it as traffic which I misspelt and got auto corrected to tragic which ain’t wrong
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@briarfairchild helped me figure out which Jon I am on the inside
Shit I always knew I would one day.
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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.
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me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
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Thinking about Jonny going to his death, rattling off random thoughts as his execution is prepared. Thinking about the soldier being there, perhaps even the guardsman tasked with actually taking his head. Thinking about one of the random barely thought through things he said being something along the lines of “the feather looks good on ya, ya know” probably followed by some insult in a way to skirt the small amount of venerableness.
#omg#wait i love this so so much#i literally just finished the first draft of a toycaptain execution fic the other day but now i wanna scrap it all and write this#you're a genius#<- they’ve been bouncing around in my head for the past two days cause of was listing to gptvtmk on repeat#Jonny doesn’t want to shut yp#up* yet and where the other gaurdsmen are sick of it the soldier enjoys it as much as it can#at the beginning of the war they didn’t talk like at all but by the Time of the execution they were very close#so close Jonny didn’t even put up a fuss when it carried his head back to the Aurora
So excited for class to start so I can draw
(I should not be drawing in class it’s not an art class )
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mysterious creature of uncertain origin
Thinking about Jonny going to his death, rattling off random thoughts as his execution is prepared. Thinking about the soldier being there, perhaps even the guardsman tasked with actually taking his head. Thinking about one of the random barely thought through things he said being something along the lines of “the feather looks good on ya, ya know” probably followed by some insult in a way to skirt the small amount of venerableness.
Anonymous asked:
shouldn’t you be asleep
I eeped