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Cutting Words & Nighttime Bites

@bardic-inspo / bardic-inspo.tumblr.com

Megh. She/Her. Emotional Terrorist (Writer). Lvl 30. Chaotic Bisexual. Baldur's Gate 3. Member of the Astarion's Juicebox Club. Cats, Writing, & Nerdery. PFP by Arcandoria & Banner by Sniickerdoodles. https://archiveofourown.org/users/bardic_inspo
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Get to know me meme

Tagged by the ever lovely @electricshoebox💜

Three ships

Astarion/Tav (or Durge)

I am an enjoyer of all shades of Astarion and there's so many angles to take these ships, especially post game. He's such a juicy and layered character and I love exploring all those angles and how he interacts with a character like Durge, or similar, who has their own darkness to reckon with and needs support, too. Currently writing fics for both spawn and ascended Astarion and I don't see myself quitting the brainrot anytime soon.

MacCready/Sole Survivor (+Deacon!)

The first ship that I truly wrote fic for. I wouldn't be the same as a person or a writer without these characters. It sometimes amazes me how little romance there actually is in these games, but the characters and dynamics alone were just begging to be explored and sprouted so, so much fic out of me. "I never really thought of us that way" my ass. 🤭

Solas x Lavellan

God I can't believe it's been 10 years of this 😆 But as a tragedy enjoyer, the poeticism of this ship was just too perfect to resist. Getting back on my bs in time for the new game to (finally!) come out!

First ship

Oh gosh, probably something like Graystripe x Silverstream from Warrior Cats!

Last song

Last movie

Deadpool 3! It was a fun time!

Currently Reading

Aside from playing catch up on some fics I've been following for a long time...

I absolutely guzzled down By Proxy by @alcetryx in one sitting last night and I'm so feral about it. I have to properly keysmash in their comment box still but I gotta wait until I have some free time because thumb typing is insufficient and I have so much to say about this fic. Incredible slow burn post game with A!A and Tav all wound up in some juicy political intrigue. Their dynamic is so sweet and sexy and the pining and self denial is on a nuclear level.

Next up for new fics on my TBR list are @vixstarria's Bloodbang Chronicles and No Good Deeds by Garnett (who is a discord friend but I don't think they're on Tumblr!)

Currently watching

Currently in between shows/nothing atm, but looking forward to Vox Machina season 3!

@marlowethebard , @brain-rot-central , @scrytpe , and @elinorbard if you'd like to do this 💜

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bardic-inspo

Hey, I'm Megh. Currently buried in BG3 bliss. I love my cat, villainous women, men covered in blood and/or dirt, story-based RPGs, D&D 5e, spooky things, and mermaids. My main OC is my beloved cursed drow bard/haunted noise witch, Naomi Tavriel (BG3).

I write fic! You can find me on AO3, or click the links below. I try to tag NSFW content when I post it, but be aware you may find that on this blog.

If you want me to tag you in WIP writing games (like WIP Wednesday, Last Line Memes, Six Sentences Saturday), you can give this post over here a like.

BG3 Fic Masterlist

Dhampir Dreams

Part 1 of 2

Post-Game Spawn Astarion x F!Tav (Generic/Unnamed) | Rated E for Smut | Part 2 is a WIP

Tav saw beauty in Astarion he couldn’t have seen himself, even if he had a reflection to gawk at. She made love with a man who never thought he could have anything near it. Made all his red dreams come true, and then said: go on, make new ones, in whatever color you like. Astarion never thought about being a father. Not before her. Or: an angsty-turned-horny character study about the pale elf and his thoughts on creating new (un)life.

Blood in the Mortar

Ascended Astarion x Vampire Bride Tav | Rated E for Smut | One-shot

“I wanted to see you right where you belong,” Astarion whispers, the sound as sheer as the lace he wrecked. “So beautiful on your throne.” In which ascended Astarion is a slightly softer service dom, and Tav is his blood bride. Their bond as bride and sire doesn’t only bind, but blends, creating a link that runs deeper than the one they shared through the tadpole. Tav is a terror of her own renown, and together, they build an empire of bone and blood.

Midnight Chimes

Astarion x Cursed! Tav | Rated E for Inevitable Smut | Chapters 6/??

Full Chapter List (Includes AO3 & Tumblr Links)

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Another Getting to Know You Tag Game

Tagged by @fablewritesnonsense. Thank you!! 💜

Last song you listened to:  

Favorite color: Winey reds and purples or teal or bright blues

Currently watching: Nothing currently. Recently watched the Gypsy Rose Blanchard prison interviews in their entirety on a plane.

Favorite flavor: Vanilla or strawberry (but it's gotta taste like real strawberries, not artificial BS. I'm picky about it)

Current obsession: I would normally say something like BG3 or an upcoming travel destination. But I recently downloaded the Finch app and am trying really hard to center self care as my prime objective at the moment. Setting manageable goals. Balancing different elements of my life. Engaging in creative hobbies in a way that doesn't drain me. Trying to build positive change in my life in a way that's sustainable.

Last thing I googled: Weather radar

Favorite Season: Spring

Skill I'd like to learn: I'd like to learn some Spanish! Enough at least to get around as a tourist and ask some basic questions/understand simple responses.

Best Advice: A good blend of the Hamilton & the LotR treatment: You are the one thing in life you can control. You are an original. There's good in this world. It's worth fighting for, and worth waiting for. Waiting to seize the right moment is not the same as stagnation.

No pressure tagging back @deputyash, @kharonion, @nyx-knox, and @mj-bites 💜

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Unsolicited Lore Dump

Thanks to the wonderful @paganwitchisis and @pinkberrytea for the tags! This is such a fun get-to-know you game!

Do you make your bed? No and I have no shame about it because I honestly don't really see the point. I straighten the covers at night before getting in.

Favorite number? Numbers greater than 10 with 2 in it! 12, 22, 32, etc.

What's your job? I work in HR, but not in hiring/firing/performance management. I do benefits administration, specifically for a closed pension plan. This means I work with a lot of retirees and older folks. I also work on transitioning active employees into retirement, benefits for beneficiaries when someone passes away, and setting up benefits splits resulting from divorces.

If you could go back to school would you? Not full time, no. I am too burnt out to flourish in that environment. I did 18 credits + two jobs my last three or so semesters of undergrad and that fried me something awful even this far removed from it. BUT, if I could cut my work schedule in half (without a drop in income) and take 1-2 classes at a time, I certainly would. I'd like to take foreign language classes, and I've always really love social sciences courses. I have a minor in poli sci that could be cool to turn into a complete degree/major.

Can you parallel park? Decently, yes. I could with my old compact car, but I'm much better now that I have a back-up cam.

Do you think aliens are real? Yes in the sense in that the universe is vast and it seems highly unlikely we're the only life forms in it. But I don't think it's anything like movies or video games might make it out to be. I think it's also possible that lifeforms used to exist elsewhere or will someday exist elsewhere but have either gone extinct or haven't yet emerged.

Can you drive a manual car? Nope, and I don't really have interest in learning.

What's your guilty pleasure? I'm working hard to have less and less guilt about any pleasures I have. But I suppose I'd say fanfic and hyperfixating on video game characters in general. Beyond just enjoying the game itself; really deep diving and getting sucked into a character or character(s) and running through rabbit holes imagining them in all sorts of scenarios, AUs, etc.

Tattoos? Yes! I have carpe diem on one foot, and a celtic triple spiral on another, gotten at age 18 and 19 respectively. I want to get a dragon someday, and have toyed with the idea of getting a 'sister' tattoo with it of willowherb (said to be the first sort of plant that comes back after a forest fire). I've also toyed with the idea of the dragon in more of a resting position, breathing to life a little campfire.

Favorite color? Purple or blue. I also like winey colors (reds and purples)

Favorite types of music? My music taste is incredibly eclectic, but I'd broadly say pop rock or pop punk.

Do you like puzzles? Sort of! I like ones that are hard enough to make me feel smart. I get easily frustrated by things I can't figure out somewhat quickly, though. I enjoy sudoku.

Any phobias? I struggle with bugs, though I've gotten marginally better over time and can handle small spiders on my own, now. Due to a real, real rough apartment experience, I generally freak out about mice as well. I can keep my cool if they're in an enclosure like in a pet store, though I don't like looking at them there, either. I also have a recurring dream about accidentally driving off a cliff and so I get super tense and nervous driving on bridges.

Favorite childhood sport? Swimming.

Do you talk to yourself? In the car, or if I'm alone for a longer period of time. I work from home on Mondays/Fridays and find myself doing it more often those days.

What movies do you adore? Oh gosh, I honestly don't often rewatch movies, I'd generally prefer to watch something new instead. But uh, the LotR trilogy is pretty precious to me. Dune 2 was great! I liked Get Out and Nope. I remember liking Dr. Sleep a lot, too, but I only watched it once and it's sort of a blur in my memory. Recently watched Saving Private Ryan for the first time and it kind of fucked me up. I'm pretty eclectic in what I like with movies.

Coffee or tea? Black coffee. Death before decaf.

First thing you wanted to be growing up? I think maybe an author. Also a fairy godmother for a long time. I still kinda wanna be both.

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Coming into your asks to send you funny questions

What kind of ice cream do you like? And if you're not an ice cream type person, what kind of snacks do you prefer?

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Hello darling! 💜💜💜

I am an ice cream fiend!! I'm a little weird about it in that, I tend not to want/buy a tub/carton of ice cream. I don't want it in a dish on its own. I want ice cream treats. Sandwiches, bars, or in a cone. I like a little crunch with it!!

My favorite is a snickerdoodle ice cream sandwich I get at a local grocery store. There's also a soft serve place my husband and I walk to that's high quality and really cheap. My go-to order there is a zebra cone (idk if everyone calls it 'zebra', I mean chocolate/vanilla twist!).

I'm not super adventurous, but I do like coffee or espresso flavors. Chocolate is fine, but I prefer it with vanilla mixed in, and would probably go vanilla if I had to pick one on its own.

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡

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Aww thank you!! 💜💜💜 This is lovely!

  1. These Nutella Bready things. Husband was trying to talk me into getting ice cream with him last night and I was very ~meh~ about it but I lit up when I saw these on a nearby shelf he got ice cream and I got these instead 👀

2. CATS. My dearest boy. My son. My pride and joy.

3. I think it's supposed to get up to 80 F this weekend!! Maybe rain, but at least it will be warm for a bit.

4. The incredibly kind, sweet, and massively creative folks I've had the pleasure of meeting/interacting with through the BG3 fandom.

5. THE FALLOUT SHOW WAS GOOD!!!

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hey guys there's this really cute personality quiz here and i think it'd be a fun chain game :)

thanks for the tag, @tragedybunny 💙

Took off the reblog because it was getting loooong, wish I could just take of some of them though.

This is... decently accurate lol. Flattery is a weakness, if you say nice things to me I will run and hide 😂 and I do like puzzles 🧩 but I think the "leave me alone please" percentage should be higher, I am not that enthusiastic or spontaneous 😆

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bardic-inspo

Tagged by @icybluepenguin, ty!! 💜💜

Idk about the skinship part (aside from romantic relationships), but the rest feels fitting! This was so cute.

Tagging @littlejuicebox, @pinkberrytea, @elinorbard @astarionancuntnin, @marlowethebard, and @locallegume if you feel like doing this! No worries if you'd rather not! 💜

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alby-noted

Nine People I'd Like to Know Better

@lenniedoesthings tagged me in this, tysm 🥹

Last Song I Listened to: I think it was Spanish or Vanish from that new duolingo musical lol... If not probably Army by Ben Folds.

Currently Watching: So many things (mostly rewatches). Includes Anne with an E, the Good Doctor, MHA, and the Saw Franchise.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy?: I love them all 💀, but probably spicy mostly!

Relationship Status: Single and probably for a while yet!

Current Obsession: Probably the Batfamily atm... trying to work my way through the comics is hard, though!

Gentle tagging (no pressure <3)

(Don't think I'm mutuals with anymore people, so instead of 9, 6 I guess lol)

Thanks for the tag @alby-noted and @ros3ybabe !! Really appreciate it :D

Last Song I Listened to: I mostly don't listen to music so none xD

Currently Watching: Uhh Suits?

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy?: Spice. Definitely. Spice.

Relationship Status: Single unless fictional men count XD

Current Obsession: This book called "Powerless", I'm obsessed with Kai Azer and oxidised rings!!

Thanks again :))

Thanks for the tag @mysticmothworld and @study-diaries!

Last song I listened too: Treehouse by Alex G and Emily Yacina

Currently watching: nothing honestly but I'm thinking about catching up on Jujutsu Kaisen

Sweet/savoury/spice: sweet!

Relationship status: single unless you're willing to change that ;)

Current obsession: doodling and drawing, I might post them if I like them enough 🤔

Last thing I googled: the meaning of revere, I saw it in a book and it intrigued me

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solarsapphic

last song I listened to: v.a.n. by bad omens & poppy

currently watching: criminal minds !

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet all the way :p

relationship status: happily taken

current obsession: minecraft omg. I've been playing it so much lately lol

last thing I googled: physical qualities of the rising signs...apparently as a pisces rising I have a dreamy appearance and round eyes 👁👁

thank you @solarsapphic!! i love these games sm

Last song I listened to: like by alissic

Currently watching: queen of tears on netflix — i've got mixed emotions about it lmao

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: i like all of them so i'll just put them in order of preference: sweet, savory, and then spicy

Relationship status: single.. but i am currently interested in someone!!

Current obsession: i've been getting back into old hobbies lately. for a while I was just working and sleeping, but now i'm getting back into my language goals, walking/yoga, reading, and cozy gaming which feels really good ✨️

Last thing I googled: pesto tortellini recipe lmao

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typefeisu

ty @cozlavie bless u 💕

last song I listened to: I was listening to "Where Our Blue Is" on repeat today even though it's super sad, it feels super springy to me 😂

currently watching: literally? a YouTube video essay about Clue... but waiting for Curb Your Enthusiasm to wrap up before binging the final season!

sweet/spicy/savory: sweetness is my weakness

relationship status: holding out for a hero (single but content)

current obsession: the future. I'll be quitting my job soon to take 1-3 months off to rest and find something else. to travel and throw my resume to the wind and hopefully better myself in some way. obsessed with being okay with it all working out how it works out and allowing myself to rest. :')

last thing I googled: "spring 2024 colors" (trying to justify buying new clothes) 😅

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poeticclown

omggggg i haven't done one of these since like 2012 i'm so excited!! ty @typefeisu

last song I listened to: Cunning Cruel Crits by Borislav Slavov (BG3 Soundtrack lol)

currently watching: not much of a watcher of tv shows/movies, but youtube is my big weakness. i rly am enjoying chad chad, izzzyzzz, and annemarie forcino. all three of those commentary ladies have my heart.

sweet/spicy/savory: sweeeeeeet gimme candies

relationship status: taken! i'm with my high school sweetheart <3

current obsession: definitely baldur's gate, specifically astarion lmao, but the whole game in general too

last thing I googled: what count as permanents mtg (i got scared and had to make sure i was using a card right in front of the boys at the game store lmao)

tagging these fun guys, but no pressure at all:

Fun! Thanks for tagging me @poeticclown!

last song I listened to: Harpy Hare by @yaelokre!

currently watching: i'm late to the party lol but I just got into Arcane and have been loving it

sweet/spicy/savory: Spicy! if it's not gonna destroy my insides i don't want it.

relationship status: Married! <3

current obsession: Baldur's Gate 3 (emphasis on Astarion lol), and The Legend of Drizzt series! Really anything to do with the Forgotten Realms, but those things in particular.

last thing I googled: the menu for a hotpot place i wanted to try lol

Oh this is so cute, thanks for tagging me @preciouslittlebhaalbae ! <3 (Arcane is a great show, so happy you like it! And I hope the hotpot's gonna be delicious, too!)

last song I listened to: ...it was 100% not Raphael's Final Act, the BG3 Soundtrack. At all. I swear. (...pls, release me.)

currently watching: these days it's just old episodes of Law&Order: SVU. Nothing like good old 2004 NYC cop propaganda to help me sleep.

sweet/spicy/savory: spicy.

relationship status: Currently looking for stability and big strong arms. In this economy, though? Tricky.

current obsession: ...maybe it's BG3 and some certain Pale Elf, but who knows.

last thing I googled: showtime for the play I'm seeing later tonight (on 3 hours of sleep. Fuuun.)

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nyx-knox

Awww! Thank you for the tag @wilteddreamsofbaldursgate <3 this is so fun, I love this!

last song I listened to: K. by Cigarettes After Sex

currently watching: This Is Us & 3 Body Problem; also rewatching Avatar the Last Airbender (the OG series)

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

relationship status: I have an incredibly loving and supportive boyfriend of 5 years who listens to me talk about my Astarion fics/artwork and my mutuals/fav writers and artists on here literally every day, I do not deserve him. <3

current obsession: ... not Astarion Ancunin. it's not like I can't think or read or draw or write about anything besides him. not at all.

last thing I googled: "how to say mushroom in Spanish"

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bardic-inspo

Thanks for tagging me @nyx-knox & @preciouslittlebhaalbae !! 💜💜💜

Edit: Later tagged by the wonderful @astarionancuntnin & @brabblesblog as well, ty!! 💜💜💜

last song I listened to: Latch - Natalie Taylor

currently watching: Just finished Invincible Season 2

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet

relationship status: Married my partner of 10 years last November

current obsession: I think you know 😂 Stars with 'A' ends with '-starion'.

last thing I googled: 'how to do a strikethrough on discord'

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inkedmyths

One of the hard parts about being a writer with a vivid imagination is that there are So Many Ideas, and they fall into so many categories, such as

  • Fics I want to write
  • Fics I want to read
  • There is just One Scene and I could write it but it would be waaaay more cool if I had all the build up to the scene but unfortunately. I can only figure out the Scene
  • I keep changing my mind. Where am I going with this
  • This has been done a million times before. But. Hear me out
  • I will 100% Never Write This. This is just my Emotional Support Idea no one can ever know about bc it makes sense only to me
  • Would be better as a comic...
  • This will be my magnum opus if I can just get my 50 pages of ideas into a coherent narrative
  • All I have are vibes

And, of course

  • WIP I started and haven't updated in 2 years and oh god its beEN TWO YEARS???
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Hey, I'm Megh. Currently buried in BG3 bliss. I love my cat, villainous women, men covered in blood and/or dirt, story-based RPGs, D&D 5e, spooky things, and mermaids. My main OC is my beloved cursed drow bard/haunted noise witch, Naomi Tavriel (BG3).

I write fic! You can find me on AO3, or click the links below. I try to tag NSFW content when I post it, but be aware you may find that on this blog.

If you want me to tag you in WIP writing games (like WIP Wednesday, Last Line Memes, Six Sentences Saturday), you can give this post over here a like.

BG3 Fic Masterlist

Aeterna Nostalgia

Ascended Astarion x Vampire Bride Tav | Rated E for Occasional Smut | Chapter 1/??

Astarion’s carefully crafted empire is thrown into upheaval when his bride falls victim to a modify memory spell. Without any memory of her lover or her own vampirism, his dark consort is a threat to both herself and her sire.   Astarion must win back her trust and affections, all while hunting down whoever sought to break the most powerful bond in Faerûn.

Dhampir Dreams

Part 1 of 2

Post-Game Spawn Astarion x F!Tav (Generic/Unnamed) | Rated E for Smut | Part 2 is a WIP

Tav saw beauty in Astarion he couldn’t have seen himself, even if he had a reflection to gawk at. She made love with a man who never thought he could have anything near it. Made all his red dreams come true, and then said: go on, make new ones, in whatever color you like. Astarion never thought about being a father. Not before her. Or: an angsty-turned-horny character study about the pale elf and his thoughts on creating new (un)life.

Blood in the Mortar

Ascended Astarion x Vampire Bride Tav | Rated E for Smut | One-shot

“I wanted to see you right where you belong,” Astarion whispers, the sound as sheer as the lace he wrecked. “So beautiful on your throne.” In which ascended Astarion is a slightly softer service dom, and Tav is his blood bride. Their bond as bride and sire doesn’t only bind, but blends, creating a link that runs deeper than the one they shared through the tadpole. Tav is a terror of her own renown, and together, they build an empire of bone and blood.

Midnight Chimes

Astarion x Cursed! Tav | Rated E for Occasional Smut | Chapters 8/??

Full Chapter List (Includes AO3 & Tumblr Links)

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers ♡

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Aw, this is lovely. Thank you for sending <3 <3

In no particular order:

1.Recently spent a weekend out of a town at a friend's house bingeing an entire show (Midnight Mass for a second time) and just being comfy and lazy and it really filled my soul back up. It's been a while since I spent a weekend that way.

2. Writing! I'm still sort of struggling to find my new normal as far as a sustainable volume/time spent on a regular basis, but I went through a really big writing drought that BG3 finally broke and I've done more words in the past month or so than I had in the whole rest of the year prior 🥲 Currently working on my first smut fic in 2+ years and having a lot of fun with it.

3. BG3, and some really lovely/positive experiences I've had so far in the fandom. I seem to have stayed entirely out of proximity of most/all of any drama that's occurred, and just enjoying great writing/art/vibes from likeminded lovers of the game.

4. Recently bought myself a heated vest. Best investment (heh) I've made in a while. I live somewhere with long frigid winters and I loathe the cold, but it's helped a lot.

5. My sweet kitty cat, precious boy, Leo:

(he's chilly too so he's hanging out with his friend the heat vent)

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