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Princess Leia Organa, you are wise, discerning, kindhearted. These are qualities that came from your mother.
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here’s a treat after a long time. all censored for u too
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I despise Uther but I think it would be hilarious if, when Merlin is utterly exhausted and running on 3 days no sleep and no food while trying to save Arthur from yet another enchantment, Uther stops him to ask where Arthur is and Merlin just. stops. Looks Uther dead in the eye. And goes "I'm about to go save his royal behind AGAIN, because he's utterly useless and how tf did he live this long?!" And runs off. And OF COURSE Uther follows him because WHAT. Pt 1
omg this amazing. Tbh Uther and Merlin are honestly a hilarious duo. Here you go:
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I feel like the two children of Padme Amidala would be very opinionated about fashion.
Whatever event they’re trying to attend, Han would show up in his normal clothing, shove a bunch of breadsticks in his pockets, and then try to leave, while avoiding contact with the force twins.
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Witcher 3, doodles #157 (witcher 2)
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Call me Maybe preformed with bottles
> This is actually not terrible and fairly enjoyable.
This is actually really cool and fun and as a flute player I’m vastly impressed.
How many times did this loop while I was looking at something on my phone? The world will never know. I sure don’t.
Source: youtube.com
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someone (can’t remember the url ;^; ) mentioned artist!geralt and while i can’t draw i sure as hell can use a photo editor
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Witcher in training!Jaskier but the only thing he's actually good at is staying alive.
- He never wins a fight
- Not even against a training dummy
- No one knows if he's doing it on purpose or not
- In a desperate attempt to force him to fight they send him away to kill a monster
- He comes back with a friend
Greg - Gets injured constantly but never enough to kill him
- Can't remember any real facts about monsters
- The facts he makes up are so much better after all
- Loses any stealth training before it even begins
- Can't use magic
- Unless it's magic to create fancy and colourful clothing
- Refuses to eat the special witcher food cause it tastes disgusting
- Will accidentally cut himself on a sword if given one
- Tries to talk himself out of all training sessions
- And at some point they're all too tired to argue and just let him skip
- Still survives the trials despite being woefully unprepared
- He just. Won't. Die.
- Solves every problem in a very unwitchery way
- Vesemir just wants to cry after Jaskier knocks himself out for the tenth time in a row during fighting practice
- And then he names himself after goddamn flower.
- Young Geralt finally returns to Kaer Morhen after a couple of years of absence
- He finds Vesemir looking like he hasn't slept a day in years
- And a young man who has all the right mutations to be a witcher but can't possibly be one
- Vesemir shoves Jaskier to Geralt.
- Tells Geralt Jaskier is his
problemapprentice now - And runs away...leaving Geralt alone with Jaskier
- Jaskier is indignant at Vesemir's rudeness. He didn't even introduce him to Geralt properly
- But he's also delighted to finally meet Geralt. He's a big fan. No one wanted to tell him how Geralt changed his hair colour. He wants in on the secret. He's been thinking about getting himself some nice cornflower blue hair to start with.
- And what is Geralt's opinion on poetry? Jaskier wrote quite a few ballads about his time here. They just need to stop at the nearest city to get him a lute and they're all set for a fun adventure.
- Everyone bets Geralt won't last a week before giving up. They're a couple of centuries off.
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Yennefer Appreciation Week | Day One: Courage
Poem: Invictus by William Ernest Henley
(a courage inspiring poem for a courage inspiring woman)
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Okay, so im really not happy with how this came out, like at all. But I already finished drawing it so im gonna post it anyway
Also! Jaskier why does your clothing need 800 different patterns on it! I know it looks cool but its a pain to draw lol
Don’t repost my art! thanks
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i finished colouring the fanart that lehanan aida made (here is the lineart from their acc) and i’m honestly pretty proud of it
Wow *^*
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It’s not fair how much I love you
So the revival of the witcher fandom has got me back into SFM… I’m a bit rusty, but expect more of these my dudes 👌