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Merry Christmas (eve) everyone! Tbh this is not a big holiday for me, but it’s the first one without my dad, so I’m trying to stay distracted. To that end - would you like some WiP snippets?
Here’s how it works: send me a number from the list below and I’ll share a snippet from that WiP! Actual WiP list is under a cut because it is loooooooooooooooooooooooong
Roche to Saskia: You know, Iorveth and I have been fighting a lot lately and I need to do something to mend things, to get closer to him. I think of asking him to join me in murdering Stennis.
Saskia: Ok, I have questions. First, what's wrong with you two? Secondly, what's wrong with me and my taste in men?
Phillipa (mouthing from behind her) : Do it, Vernon, do it!
Hahahaha omg, Philippa is totally on the murder boat lmao. Hell, she'd probably even offer some assistance.
Saskia: okay, I know I'm a giant fire-breathing predator, but like... why do y'all wanna murder so much????? Can't you do what I do and just go hunting or something????
Iorveth, Roche, and Philippa, packing literally every single weapon they have in a massive duffle bag: I mean... we could go hunting afterwards?
Hello, you mention you are a multishipper, so I had to drop this: Iorveth and Yarpen and/or Iorveth and Phillipa definitely hate-fucked
FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION THIS!!! It has been on my list FOREVER to write Iorveth and Yarpen fucking after that council meeting because they were 100% flirting. I can't remember the exact quote, but it's something like "well, if I'm to see a smile on that face, then I'm in" after Saskia says that Iorveth and the Scoia'tael will kill Kaedwenis with a smile on their faces. And Iorveth gives him this look. They absolutely boned, okay, there is no doubt about it. It was a fun time, and now they send each other acknowledging nods when they pass in the streets and pretend nothing happened lmao. (But like, you know, if they ever get the itch again...)
Now Iorveth and Philippa I've never thought about before somehow and uh, how??? Because the POTENTIAL for pure hate fucking lmao. Or maybe Saskia brings them both to try to get them to get along and they're just like "I despise you, so I will insult you while we take Saskia apart together". Saskia is not sure if she regrets things or not.
