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@bard-llama / bard-llama.tumblr.com

Hi! I'm Llama and I'm a queer, disabled fic writer with chronic pain. 18+ only, please!
Check out my main AO3 account or my side account with shippy atla content. You can always find my writing in the my fics tag. Snippets and such posted for WiP Wednesday can always be found here.
If you're curious how I keep track of so many WiPs (literally in the hundreds), check out my guide on how to use section headers in Google Docs!
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WiP Game

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPS. anyone who you think might enjoy this.

tagged by @gasmeros! Thank you for the tag!

Warning in advance - this will be LONG! I physically cannot tag as many people as there are wips - but if you're interested, please do it!

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It never ends

WHILE ACTIVELY WRITING the next chapter of my WIP, I opened a new document and started a different one. I need somebody to like hold the reins and keep me on one story at a time

You know, I'm starting to wonder if we as writers are shooting ourselves in the feet by insisting we stick to one WIP at a time.

So if you're feeling guilty about starting a new project spontaneously, but the passion is there:

I hereby give you permission to go absolutely wild. Open several documents and several tabs and see where it takes you. Writing something, anything, can't be a waste of time. And anyway, unhinged writing is arguably the best way to write, so go feral.

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bard-llama

I have well over a hundred active WiPs at one time 🤷 Do what makes you happy. If you prefer to do one at a time, do it. But if you WANT to work on more than one at once, maybe let yourself try it a few times and see if it works for you. Remember: you can always come back to a WiP later and sometimes, stories need to percolate before they're ready to continue.

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ATLA WiP List

I'm procrastinating on my final task before my time off for the holidays like an idiot and searching for my inspiration, so figured I'd do a review of all my WiPs. This will be long, but I'm just gonna do the ones that are gen and completely unpublished, though I know a lot of my published ones are WiPs too.

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Hello! I just wanted to let you know that I love your Zukaang writing and I already read almost all of your stuff about them! You go so deep in their problems and have so much intricate theories. I get so amazed by how well done is all made. I’m still learning how etiquette works here so sorry if this isn’t the proper way :’)

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Awww, thank you for this awesome note! Really brightened my day 😊😊😊

I have sooooo many ideas for Zukaang, it's ridiculous lol. I currently have... okay, actually, I'm gonna do a tally of my WiPs that are unpublished lol. (below a cut bc I have way too many WiPs)

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Too tired to write, so have a WiP list

Anyone who knows me knows I have a WiP Problem. As in, I have waaaaaaaayyy too many and jump around between them like a deranged monkey. 

Feel free to send me an ask asking more about any of these if they happen to spark your interest! I’m always happy to talk about my dumb fics lol and this is literally just a list, so if you want more info, pls hmu. I’d be delighted to tell you the absurd amount of stuff I’ve figured out for some of these fics that haven’t seen the light of day.

Gonna split this up into 2 categories: fics that have been partially published and fics that haven’t seen the light of day at all (except perhaps here in a WiP Weds or something). This includes gen + shippy fics, which I post to separate accounts, but I’m really bad at actually keeping stuff separate lol

Total count: 82 WiPs jfc

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Anonymous asked:

Hey Llama! I missed your Rorveth fics!!

Can we see Fake Relationship Casefic please? sounds interesting. Thank you! <3

Whoops, sorry for the delay - I have had some technology adventures, but am now up and running on a new laptop!

I'm actually SUPER excited for this fic, I wish it had a break where I could post it!!!! But 10k in and it's all fucking linear 😭 Anyway, this was my first attempt at a casefic and dammit, someday I will finish one!!!! I adore casefics and mysteries and such, and I have like 5 WiPs with them, but nothing complete😔

88. Fake Relationship Casefic

When Vernon Roche first opened the case file, he hadn’t expected anything special. On the surface, it was just a case of two soldiers going missing, which would be true cause for concern – but a further look showed that each of the soldiers had taken leave at the same time, as they’d done seven other times. Roche figured the most likely answer was that the happy couple had gotten carried away on leave and decided to desert the army.
Which was a hanging offense in Temeria.
So perhaps there was something more to it. In any case, it was his duty to Temeria to discover what had happened to two of her soldiers, and Roche did not like unanswered questions. Like why two decorated soldiers would decide to never return from leave.
Unfortunately, the last place they had been seen was just over the Redanian border in a little resort outside of Murivel. If they had been in Temeria, Roche could have easily used his authority to go to the resort and find more information. But in Redania, Roche was, at best, no one notable; at worst, an enemy spy. It was, perhaps, best not to risk running into a Redanian army commander in a bad mood.
Which meant he needed stealth – a way to get into the resort without raising eyebrows so that he could search the soldiers’ rooms and find out where they went. The problem was, the Murivel Resort for Couples was, well, for couples. 
Usually Roche would enlist Ves for help, but while he was stuck closing out army casefiles, his second in command was leading the Blue Stripes through complicated training exercises. Roche wasn’t sure who would be in more agony – him from hunching over a desk, or his squad after Ves was done with them.
So it was by his lonesome that Roche crossed the Pontar River into Redania a short distance from Murivel and hid his boat in the forest. The Flotsam Forest spread across the Pontar on all sides and while, technically, it was part of Iorveth’s Scoia’tael’s territory, the outskirts of the forest were too expansive to patrol, so there was little chance of his boat being discovered. Which only meant he had to find his way into the couple’s resort. 
Dressed in a simple tunic and trousers with his chaperon on his head, Roche paced alongside the river and tried to figure out what he could do. What he’d seen of the outside of the resort was massive, and sneaking in to search it without even knowing what room the soldiers had been in? It would take forever and every moment he’d be at risk of discovery, at which point they’d likely turn him over to the guards, and well, there was that “enemy spy” issue again. Even though Roche wasn’t actually a spy. Or at least, not just a spy. Which would only make things worse for him.
Struggling to determine the next step of his plan, Roche was absolutely not expecting the brash voice that called down to him, “tired of the Lilies already, Vernon?”
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Oooooooooh, 46 or 80 for the wip ask game? Your rorveth fics are the best btw

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80 we got here, so both it is!

46. Cum Dumpster Roche

Lol okay, I've been working on this one FOREVER, but the premise was literally just "giant elven gangbang with Roche as a party favor". And then all this worldbuilding snuck in??? So now I know why the elves have this wild fertility ritual lmao.

I have basically 3 parts of the fic and have sorta skipped around within that, so I'll share what I've got under the cut lol.

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Anonymous asked:

number 9? 🥺👉👈

Okay, I don't have a lot, buuuuut... this started from the idea that Roche drinks too much coffee lol.

9. “You were almost dead from pushing it too far!”

Everyone who knew anything about Vernon Roche knew he was addicted to coffee. Every single report Iorveth had of Roche off duty had him drinking coffee.
In truth, Iorveth hadn’t though about it much beyond the initial ‘how can I use this against him?’, but if he had, perhaps he might have seen this coming.
It was an average day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the Stripes and the Scoia’tael were fighting – your basic Tuesday.
Iorveth was right in the middle of a grandiose statement when Roche’s face crumpled in pain and he collapsed to the ground. Iorveth could admit, he was more than startled enough to freeze for a few moments. And he wasn’t the only one! Several of the Stripes had stilled, turning to their commander with wide eyes.
Fortunately, there were two who were not frozen, though they had been further back from the action than the rest of them. The two teams’ medics dashed forward to kneel by Roche’s side. The Blue Stripes’ medic, whose true name Iorveth did not know, pressed his ear against Roche’s chest and swore.
“No heartbeat,” the gigantic man known as Pillow Tits reported grimly. He began applying compressions to Roche’s chest, but Iorveth’s medic started digging in her bag.
“Imadia?” he asked.
“I know I’ve got it somewhere – here!”

I got stuck researching what a magical defibrillator might look like and haven't gotten back to it since, but the plan was for the Scoia'tael and the Stripes to both be like "Roche, you gotta take care of yourself, man."

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Anonymous asked:

I'm curious about 95. Sounds like it has extensive (is that the right word?) plot. And I really enjoy your stories with politics and the worldbuilding you do.

-sorry for my English -

Oooh, yes, I am very excited for this one!! I've shared a little bit about it before, but I'm so glad to hear you enjoy the politics and worldbuilding, because I'm going all in on this one lol. It's a big, involved 'verse and I've actually written more in Part 4 than in Part 1 oops, but the start is actually very simple: Foltest lets his hate get the better of his judgement and does something extreme - he tries to burn down Iorveth's forest.

I haven't actually written much more than what's in this snip, so I'm gonna ramble about the worldbuilding and the plan instead lol. But I guess I'll be nice and stick it under a cut XD

95. Temerian Civil War: The Lilies Divided (also called A Single Spark and I'm not sure which title I will use where, but it will probably be a series)

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Anonymous asked:

NUMBER FOUR PLEASE

😂😂😂 Absolutely 😏😏😏

4. Iorveth gangbang

Would you believe this was the first gangbang I ever started writing? And yet, still hasn't been finished. 😅 Also the most consensual one, so for any worried based on the ones I have published - this one is all eager consent.

Iorveth was tied up in the middle of the Blue Stripes camp. A year ago, that would have sent cold fear running through him and he would have been thinking up his last words. But now, after somehow winding up in this weird relationship with Roche, he actually felt comfortable around these people. These humans.
And like all humans, they were obsessed with sex. Completely, utterly obsessed. Even so, Iorveth wasn’t wholly certain how he’d ended up in this position: suspended in the air with his hands bound above his head and his legs tied up and out, leaving him entirely exposed. It was probably Roche’s fault he was in this situation. It was definitely Roche’s fault that heat was simmering in his belly, anticipating what was to come.
Roche’s wide hands stroked through his hair. “Ready?”
Iorveth met his gaze and nodded, “yes.”
Roche bent down and kissed him, deep and possessive, and Iorveth could practically feel the change wash over him as he let himself truly give up control. He relaxed into the ropes holding him suspended and when Roche released his head, he let it fall back without resistance.
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Anonymous asked:

Roche's scars?

Ooooh, good choice! This was inspired by a mod someone made and for the life of me, I cannot find where I found this photo, so if anyone knows who made it/who deserves credit, please tell me!

75. Roche's scars

Okay, nothing actually graphic happens yet because I haven't gotten that far in the WiP, but the whole idea of the story is scars: getting them, having them, hiding them, accepting them, sharing them. And the first scar on the list is one on his neck that I decided looked like it was cauterized. So... yeah. Warning for that.

There are moments that define you for the rest of your life. Moments where you know, without a doubt, everything is about to change.
Vernon Roche experienced one such moment at the age of fifteen, when he spotted an arbalist hiding in a crowd and accidentally saved the lives of the royal family. From that moment forward, his life was different, and this difference would define him for years to come.
Everyone knew Vernon Roche would die for his King. He just hadn’t expected to actually do it. But now, struggling to breathe as he slowly bled out, all he could think about was how he hadn’t expected to actually have to die for his King. Not like this.
His eyes darted around the room restlessly, trying to find something, anything, that could save him. When the assassin had taken him hostage, holding a knife to his throat, he’d been dragged over by the brazier they kept burning at all hours in the throne room.
Vaguely, he was aware of things happening around him, of King Foltest sending guards after the assassin that had slit his throat when Foltest had dared him to. But mostly, all he knew was that he was growing cold, colder than he ever should have been. And right next to him, the warm embers of the fire glowed.
A stupid idea occurred to him. He knew it was stupid even as he thought it, but what options did he have? Bleed out here, on the throne room floor? Fuck that.
He reached out a shaking hand and grasped a fire poker.
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Anonymous asked:

Red is the Rose is great, I missed that 'verse!!🌹Can we have 80? Thank you!

(Btw, I must say I'll never forget the way Roche gave Iorveth that Rose of Remembrance 🔥 🥵)

Aww, thank you! I'm glad you remember it fondly :) I mostly remember it as "hey, I finished something!" lol. But no honestly, I loved that one, it was a lot of fun and kind of cool bc I kinda just woke up one day and decided I was going to finish it and knocked out the last 2-3 chapters and boom, it was done (and grew a sequel, of course).

80. Sequel to Red is the Rose

There were several great things about traveling to Kaer Morhen to aid in the impending battle. First, Geralt had asked him, and Roche would do just about anything for Geralt, just as Geralt had done for him. Secondly, the impending fight was to protect Geralt’s daughter, who he’d heard much about but had never met. He was excited to finally get to do so, to meet the one woman the Wolf Witchers had made an exception for and trained.
Thirdly, and perhaps most selfishly, it gave Roche an opportunity to be alone with Iorveth, which they hadn’t managed since they’d first gotten together about a month ago. While in the loyalist camp, they’d been pretty careful not to seem… well, too close. Sure, everyone knew that Iorveth shared his bunk, but the last thing either of them wanted was to be overheard when getting up to more… intimate activities.
Not that they’d done much. It was entirely too difficult to find time alone together and frankly, kissing Iorveth was so intoxicating that he could hardly imagine how much more amazing everything else would be as well.
Roche licked his lips, imagining that he could still taste Iorveth on them. Gods, what he wouldn’t give for just a moment’s break to kiss Iorveth again.
But they’d only just started on the road an hour ago and it was too soon to stop for a break. Plus, Iorveth was still grumpy and brooding from his parting argument with Ves. Roche could understand why she was irritated at being left behind, but the way she’d deliberately dug under Iorveth’s skin and flayed it open was uncalled for.
Unfortunately, Roche had learned after their first big argument not to get involved when Ves and Iorveth butted heads. Siding with either one of them could only end badly for him, and they usually fought over stupid things anyway.
This time, it wasn’t exactly stupid. Ves accepted Roche’s logic in the choice of who to accompany him, but that didn’t mean she liked it. And she definitely didn’t like Iorveth. And Iorveth, Roche was discovering, expected people to hate him and yet, was still hurt when they did. It was heartbreaking to watch, and Roche was truly grateful that they could have this journey alone together.
Feeling daring, he brushed the backs of their hands together, waiting to see what Iorveth’s response would be.
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Anonymous asked:

Oh ho ho!! Can we get 81 for the rorveth ask please?

Absolutely :)

81. First Time Rimming

So this one is set in the same 'verse as Red is the Rose and takes place while Iorveth and Roche are fairly newly together and traveling to Kaer Morhen to support Geralt. Also, Evall is the name of their horse.

The day dawned cloudy and overcast, threatening rain. As they made breakfast, the two of them kept glancing at the sky, wondering when the downpour would start. Was it worth leaving their camp – which, this time, came in the form of an abandoned fisherman’s hut – or should they just stay here until the bad weather passed?
Roche groaned, attempting to stretch out sore muscles. The bedroll he’d gotten for the two of them was nice, but it still meant sleeping on the ground and at his age, that was getting more and more difficult to do.
Iorveth clicked his tongue after the fifth time Roche attempted to twist and crack his back. “Okay, clearly you need help,” the elf pointed out with the air of someone doing him a favor. “Lay down on your front. Where does it hurt most?”
With a grumble that was 90% for show, Roche followed the instructions, stretching out on his front on their bedroll, left side warm from the fire. He could hear Iorveth searching through their bags for something and very pointedly did not comment on Iorveth’s organizing skills. But finally, Iorveth found what he was looking for and came to stand next to the bedroll.
“Clothes off,” Iorveth ordered and Roche could feel himself blushing. “Or top off, at least.”
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Rorveth WiPs

I’m rereading some of my WiPs and man, I have so many that have never seen the light of day and that’s a shame. So... idk, choose a title and I’ll share a snip?

These are all specifically rorveth/Iorveth or Roche focused fics that haven’t had any part published on AO3. There’s 100 of them 😱😲😓 so they’re under a cut.

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I would like to know more about backless dress please 🙏

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Okay, I don't have much about this, but the idea was for a desperate Meve at a party of some sort wearing a backless dress and being driven absolutely crazy by the totally innocent way Gascon touches her, drawing circles over her low back and such. He's completely oblivious to how much he's working her up, but eventually, she snaps and drags him off somewhere to ride the fuck out of him lol

I can't quite figure out how to start, though, so super open to suggestions!

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