got a notice that our tap water (which i drink exclusively) is probably full of lead while i was sewing this christmas ornament

whateverr

as a plains bison, I believe you should be able to share holes, mounds, piles, and other topological features through the internet; it would make the experience much more enriching for myself and other ice-age megafauna like moose.

periodd

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

Vibing

REBLOG IF YOU'RE EXTREMELY BURNT OUT DESPITE ALSO FEELING LIKE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WORTHWHILE AT ALL WITH YOUR LIFE!

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

Hobbes and Tigger would find some aspect of tigerhood to bond over, but Calvin would put Christopher Robin in the ground.

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

the thing about tumblr is that it is absolutely vital and optimal that you follow at least 2-3 gays obsessed with classic hollywood. you need to get at least a few posts per day about how actors named like Clyde Burton and Elizabeth Nape were LITERALLY FUCKING ON SCREEN despite the Hays Code in movies called The Boulderderry Bonanza or Ho, Giraldo! because it's good for you. it'll keep you cultured. it's like going to public music performances in the park except instead of music it's vociferous lamentations that the Technicolor process has gone extinct and male actors aren't all open-secretly bisexual anymore

and if you're not mutuals with at least one person who knows the names of all the Monkees and another person who watches televised wrestling on a regular basis then you'd better fix that NOW

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

cherry dream

Matthew Dunn