Blood Origin/The Witcher Season 2 Fix-it fic idea

my mind is full of ideas after seeing Blood Origin so I came up with a season 2 fix-it fic featuring the Blood Origin characters.

Francesca knows Nilfgaard's allliance will eventually turn against her and The Northern kingdoms are already out for blood. In this AU, instead of seeking out the Deathless Mother she tries to summon heroes of Elven past in a ritual. But she doesn’t have enough magic on her own which is why Fringilla and Yennefer were captured so they would participate in the ritual. And now instead of the Deathless Mother in S2 it’s The Seven who are transported to the future and the war between Nilfgaard and non humans and the North.

The Seven were taken from their timeline just before they headed to Xin'trea and since it's a ritual their original timeline still exists they are just now versions of themselves from that moment who have been brought to the future.

Unfortunately documentation of The Seven is very sparse and Francesca had no idea who she was summoning. She got them caught up on the war between Nilfgaard and the North and human oppression of Elven kind (and wow they don't even know what humans are so this is a trip for them). Francesca assumes they would join her in battle but once Eile talks to Fringilla and Yennefer she realizes they would also be helping Nilfgaard because Fringilla has convinced Francesca of an elven/Nilfgaard alliance and considering they were fighting against a similar empire in their time...yeah the Seven basically escape the Elven camp that night alongside Yennefer.

From here, they decide to split into two parties because they need to find out more about the future and what the Continent is like now. Syndril as a mage creates pendants with a glamour to hide the elves' ears so they can move freely.

Syndril, Yennefer, Zacare, Meldof and Callan all head towards Aretuza. Syndril, as an original creator of the monoliths is probably once of the best people on the continent to try and work out what is happening with them and why Yennefer lost her magic after Sodden Hill. In addition, Yennefer tells them that Aretuza holds many secrets about what happened after their time on the continent and what magic is like today.

Meanwhile Eile, Fjall, and Scian all head towards Oxenfurt since instead of focusing on the monoliths they need to figure out what the fuck a Witcher is and why people keep giving Fjall strange looks. Oxenfurt is their choice because Yennefer told them there is a masive library there and she heard there is a bard there who could tell them more about Witchers.

Obviously, the Oxenfurt crew finds Jaskier and him and Eile have a bard-off that turns into the sickest duet ever.

I could end up turning this into a whole S2 Canon Divergent AU if anyone is interested, who knows, maybe I will end up turning this into a whole fic.

Goncharov Witcher AU

In case you haven't heard about the new Goncharov meme tumblr is pretending there is a 1973 Martin Scorsese movie because of this post about off-brand doc martens @beelzeebub even made a poster for it here and the basic plot is a Russian mafia family trying to gain a foothold in Italy. There's the main character Goncharov who is a crime boss and his lover Katya. Goncharov has lots of sexual tension with his crime bestie Andrey. Katya has a lot of sexual tension with her childhood friend Sofia who acts as one of the antagonists. Just go into the tags and look up some of the wild takes people have made up for this fake movie 😂

Anyways — Geralt is Goncharov (obviously) and Jaskier is Andrey. Yennefer is Katya and Triss is Sofia.

My personal thoughts for this AU are that Yennefer and Triss grew up together and met while they were both training to be assassins together at Aretuza, Russia’s premiere lady’s finishing school where the women learn to slay both literally and figuratively.

Then after graduation Yennefer met Geralt and they married and moved to Italy to try and expand their empire while Triss ended up working with a rival gang in Russia.

Jaskier came into the picture when Geralt needed a broker to help with trade deals and meetings. And what a better broker than a musician? Someone who knows how to charm a crowd in seconds and leave quickly.

It’s basically a Mafia AU with a Goncharov twist and could end with any pairing you want. Geraskier? Yentriss? Geraskefer? It’s all on the table here and many more.

I might flesh this out more later if people find this amusing