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I’m having a stroke,,,

You're laughing. It's December 9th 2020, we have a new "Loss", @kaijuno is having a stroke, and you're fucking laughing.

Couldn’t you just pause it

oh my sweet summer child

Couldn’t you just pause it???😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Pause?!?!

PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

PAUSE?????

Pause?!?!??!!?

Pause it?! Really?!

PAUSE IT???

It doesn’t pause!!

😂😂 PAUSE IT?!?! NAH…STOP PLAYING!! YOU PLAY TOO MU–SKSKSHDJSLSKDHDJSLSL

I mean if you weren't home and had that one parent or older sibling that cared about your interests they may have taped it for you via a the vcr and a blank vhs to watch later. Shit was tough when someone wanted to record something at the same time until the DVD player came along and you could record on that too

the world was severely lacking weird little girl memes so i had to fill the void

So: is it a phase that other girls have had?

Myself and 5 other girls made a guidance counselor monitoring us outside during lunch cry by doing satanic chants around a inground well on the school soccer field. I pretended to be possessed and it freaked them out so much, including the girls I was with that my teacher had me stand outside until everyone else went back to class and she calmly asked me about "my sister."

Everyone knew for a fact I only have 3 older brothers.

I shrugged, pushed my way passed her, took my seat, and when the other girls looked at me I smiled and tried to roll my eyes back as far as I could and then put my head down on my desk.

So, ya

How dare you.... you're right...

This is it... you've captured the mood of 2020

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

This post is in danger of being on the same level as the guy in the flower cap asking to be pissed on.

My hand slipped

I made a meme.

this is my favorite image on the internet