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I fully hc that Cici did go to study fashion but didn't get to where she actually wanted and that she instead fell into the depths and was in there for a long period of time and became enamored with the concept of death, rot, decay, and the life that comes with it.

Everything about her screams Tumblr Mushroom post and during a peak time of destruction of Hyrule.

What are the depths full of?

Gloom, mushrooms, and darkness.

What's her colour scheme and theme?

Her pallet looks very gloom and she's obsessed with mushrooms and I generally see her as one of those people glorifying the apocalypse.

Just saying.

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Playing Phasmophobia and I totally forgot about the voice recognition so I'm "Noping" in the house and the lights start freaking out so I fucking yeet my bitch ass out and I'm looking at the activity graph in the truck and the damn ghost is straight up raving. I realized it's because I was pissing myself in the doorway and I peak out of the truck and the lights are just going insane and then the doorway just gets enveloped in darkness.

I legit just fucked off, I can't face a ghost roast like that. Fucking ghost is gonna be full

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I'm really happy they've released Munches Odyssey on the switch because now a whole new generation of kids can play a super anti capitalist game where you can destroy a race of Jeff Bezos as a really chill dude who wants to help out a little cryptid dude to save their people and you can throw the games cops into a fucking meat grinder. For me, growing up watching and then playing it this game was huge encouragement of rising up and unionzing.

The literal message is

"Eat the rich or they will eat you."

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The villagers in Animal Crossing New Horizons are so polite ...and sweet? Not at all like OG Animal Crossing where Barbara will dead ass come up to you to give you something that reminded her of you and it's a damn trash bin.

Fuck you and your lambchop ass Ba-a-a-a-rbara.

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Well shiiiit

I lost a blog I really enjoyed following due to them reading hacked by a porn bot. They posted a lot of Dark Souls and then for the past 3 days they've only posted spam links to porn and porn games. They never posted anything like that at all and then it just started out of no where so I sent them messages asking what was going on and trying to warn them that they may have been hacked and now I can't find their blog and the messages I sent don't exist anymore either.

Be careful out there everyone, you don't want your blogs to get hacked and suddenly lose all your followers. Especially if you use tumblr for commissions for living.

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*disassociates while playing rhythm game and somehow gets a perfect score*

yeah it’s called the Rhythm Game Trance State and it’s guaranteed to get you a Perfect score but only if you lose 90% of your awareness of the surrounding universe and float off into another dimension while your hands remain in the material world to break lose all hell on a poor game controller

and god forbid you get Aware again in the middle of your combo because your brain will try to take over and it will do a shit job of it

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Dear god there's a name for it....

I literally stop blinking, rely entirely on my peripheral vision, and my hand just does whatever the fuck it wants because muscle memory. Even when I snap out of it and I'm scared I'm gonna fuck up my hand will just move when even though I mentally am freaking out over the spinning slide trigger with tap triggers a millisecond after it- there's no way I'm getting that, but my hand gets it. It's like there's a fight or flight higher brain function telling my conscious first person brain to chill out and hold it's beer. Dancing Mad on Final Fantasy Theaterhythm Curtain Call is one intense experience.

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Fetishizing obsessivly is gross and ruins things, prove me wrong

I don't think I've ever been so turned off of a popular franchise as much as I have in regards to Kingdom Hearts. I first heard about it when I started highschool back in 2007( we didn't have a middle school in my neighborhood it was elementary school and then straight to highschool) because of the group of girls I had art class with.

They were your typical loud, obnoxious middle school super weeaboo girls who were addicted to yaoi, calling each other baka & chan & kawaii, Naruto running, Starbucks, and Twilight -in other words nauseating.

They latched onto me because I drew and was half decent at it, always bothered me for free drawings, which I often refused unless it was their birthday, and only drew their favourite character doing something sfw.

It's been literally 11 years until I could sit myself through someone playing this game because listening to those girls high-pitched shrieking of all the pairings they had for Roxas&Sora with every male character pushed me further away from it. The worst of it being when one kept showing me their explicit yaoi porn of Sora with Goofy and how pissed they got when someone mentioned Kairi being his love interest and not one of the many male characters- cue the manic OTP yaoi rage with hysterical crying.

I can honestly tell you, not one of these girls had any interests in recognizing the plight of the lgbtqa+ community either -they just thought homosexual relationships were a huge turn-on and openly talked about how if they could get with those characters they'd have threesomes to make them all straight and have harem upon harems of fictional guys they "fixed"

And yeah, they "shipped" real guys too. It left a lot of the students in their classes uncomfortable when these girls walked up to those guys saying how they could imagine them getting fucked by their brother or best friend. It caused a handful to be bullied by their friends and put those who weren't ready to come out in mortifying positions. I know this because these people would plead with me to get these girls to leave them the fuck alone and there wasn't much I could say or do because those girls would burst into tears and accuse me of bullying them.

One bitch even followed one of the guys all the way back to his house.

I respect and encourage people to find themselves, their gender, and love who they want to love.

You go by "him", "hir", "zi", "her", "them", or "they"? Respected and noted to refer to you by your pronoun.

Masculine representing and you're head over heals for a transgirl- awesome go get that coffee date and tell me how it goes I believe in you! Love is beautiful!

But I will NEVER respect or partake in the fetishizing of a gender or orientation. You're not little objects to push make believe objectives on, you don't deserve to be overly sexualized, you don't deserve to have your life treated like an accessory and invalidated like that.

It's beyond annoying and it ruins things for everyone.

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