I feel like I'm spectating in a game....

It takes a pandemic for Tumblrs targeted advertisements to finally be on point

WHERE'S THE KID?

It takes a pandemic for Tumblrs targeted advertisements to finally be on point

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

I went to a Hozier concert where he sent his manager out afterward to apologize to fans waiting to meet him. She was like “he’s not feeling great and he’s got a migraine and he’s really sorry” and everyone was like TELL HIM TO GET SOME SLEEP and like, sent her back inside with three dozen Zennial/Gen Z lesbians (okay and a couple of Millennials, I wasn’t the only one) giving her migraine tips to pass on.

The kids are getting back to the idea that we’re a community and should take care of each other, and I really love that.

wow i didn’t even realize this. like just last night, bernie sanders was holding a rally and sounded tired and a little hoarse. almost every comment was a variation of “donate so bernie can take a nap and have some water.”

i love that we’ve started romanticizing taking care of ourselves instead of hurting ourselves.

Millennials: the estranged disaster aunts and uncles with disaster experience and conspiracy theories

Gen Z/ Zennials: The sweet old grandparents bringing you your favourite stuffed animal and food in a snowstorm

My sense of humor is dead.

I tried to type “definitely”, but I typed “definititely” instead and I just… lost it for a whole ass minute.

Is it a really sure titty or is it a titty to be defined?

A sure titty definitely.

I believe in this titty, they are a born leader.

They're coming to take me away

Heehee

They're coming to take me away

Hehehe

They're coming to take me away

Hohoho

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds

And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away

Heehee

Hehehe

Hohoho

Anyone else?? -no? just me??

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

underrated post

I feel like if I had maybe 10% more anxiety, this would be me though.

“Oh, I’m getting a roommate soon. I’d better leave them fridge space.” “Oh they like peanut butter? Im sure they wont mind if I get some too then.” “Shoot they got cereal and now I want some. Wouldnt want to be a bother; I’ll just get my own.” “Lactaid. They might be lactose intolerant. Or vegan?? Too afraid to ask; I’ll just get soymilk for my cereal from now on so I dont offend them.” “If I buy another mayonnaise of the same size later today, I’m sure they won’t mind me taking a scoop of theirs for my sandwich.”

I call it “Alien or European?”

A living experience quite literally out of this world!

A wonderful butch mama bear moves into an apartment with 3 nonbinary presenting people, little do they know that their roommates aren’t from around town in more ways than one.

I'm in no way trying to be discriminate towards nonbinary people (I also identify as nonbinary) I guess a better word might be androgynous or kept it as "3 people". I just wanted it to be clear they didn't have a set/noticeably specified gender because they're learning all about humans and are learning how to present themselves to fit in. Hell it could be a really informative/lgbtqa educational show with one of the aliens later identifying as pan gaining unwanted attention, another who is trans and they struggle with dysphoria, and the last one remains nonbinary and their road blocks and struggles are discussed too.

I feel like my roommates are probably aliens and I’m teaching them how humans eat with my grocery choices

when I first moved in the fridge had like… water in it. and some mustard. definitely people things but ???

and then I bought a bigass jar of peanut butter and two days later… another jar of peanut butter appears. same size, same brand. uh.

I buy a box of cereal. more cereal appears.

I buy lactaid. silk soymilk appears.

I bought a jar of freakin’ mayo and a different mayo of the same size appeared in the fridge.

one day these aliens are going to find out that I’m allergic to most common foods, and boy are they gonna be mad

“this isn’t how humans eat?? was ours broken????”

underrated post

I feel like if I had maybe 10% more anxiety, this would be me though.

“Oh, I’m getting a roommate soon. I’d better leave them fridge space.” “Oh they like peanut butter? Im sure they wont mind if I get some too then.” “Shoot they got cereal and now I want some. Wouldnt want to be a bother; I’ll just get my own.” “Lactaid. They might be lactose intolerant. Or vegan?? Too afraid to ask; I’ll just get soymilk for my cereal from now on so I dont offend them.” “If I buy another mayonnaise of the same size later today, I’m sure they won’t mind me taking a scoop of theirs for my sandwich.”

I call it "Alien or European?"

A living experience quite literally out of this world!

A wonderful butch mama bear moves into an apartment with 3 nonbinary presenting people, little do they know that their roommates aren't from around town in more ways than one.