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alyson (they/she)
- art blog link - pansexual, aromantic, nonbinary-woman. intersectional feminist. existentialist. human. - a tag for head-thoughts - my sister
Reblogs usually go straight into my queue only to emerge days/weeks/months later because I have super adhd and holding memories is difficult... like-spamming is step one of this queueing process.
(my current hyperfixations do not include re-coding this blog, so ugly it shall remain...)
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If removing child porn and neo Nazi content will be the death of AO3, it deserves to die

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uesp

Did You Know: According to Tharsten Heart-Fang, beyond its more commonly known abilities, the Ring of Hircine also grants eternal life? He claims that he has worn the ring for entire generations, and it has allowed him to remain the leader of the Skaal past his natural lifespan.

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judarud

Whats Jack Black doing in Sohlstein?

This was part of the ad campaign for Jack Black’s School of Rock, which covered an alternate ending where Jack wasn’t easily forgiven for the crimes he committed over the course of the movie. For the encore, he would have told the kids to switch to an “old classic song”, which would open up a portal to allow him to escape. The rest after that is self-explanatory. Unfortunately, the School of Rock crew simply forgot to film that version, making the ad campaign a waste.

More seriously, there’s a bit of resemblance to Jack Black, but can we be certain? What would Jack Black look like in Morrowind? To answer that question, we put Jack Black’s face into the game.

Having done this… I think they might have actually based that face off of Jack Black. I can’t find anymore information on how they created the original Morrowind face textures, so this will have to remain a mystery, I’m afraid.

Well it has only been a few minutes, he couldn’t have done much ye–

OH NO.

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geekgirl101

I'm still waiting for my Marvel's Jewish Voices: So I thought I'd get the ball rolling with some ideas. From my twitter thread.

1. Doc Sampson is struggling when he gets called to help the Avengers during Yom Kippur fast.

2. Billy Kaplan is asked by his Rabbi to patrol the synagogue against vandalism and violence when they invite a prominent Jewish speaker to talk to the congregation.

2a.Billy and Ben Grimm bond while attending a Purim party at their synagogue and talking about their experiences with antisemitism.

3. Ben Grimm and Alicia Masters teach their children Jo and Nikki about the meaning of Passover, and Nikki and Jo are fascinated but also have a lot of funny kid questions as they head to the Kaplan house for safer.

4.Kitty Pryde struggles with her Jewish identity on Krakoa, which seems to have ditched all forms of human religion. She leaves Krakoa and walks around NYC where she stops some guy beating up a Chassidic couple and they invite Kitty back for tea and talk and it helps her. it helps her figure out how to keep her faith and heritage alive on Krakoa.

5.A piece of art is recovered from Nazi hands and is being held in a museum in the UK, Erik hears about this, it was a painting his parents had in their home. He asks for it back. UK says no. So he takes it anyway.

6. Melissa isn't sure how to be Jewish and ends up going to Sasquatch for help, the two fight some bad guys, and they spend Shabbat together and become friends and she realizes she can learn as much as she wants to and practice what she values most.

7. Bobby Drake has a conversation with his mom about her being Jewish and just like never teaching him anything about it.

8. Bernie Rosenthal has to deal with an antisemitic DA on a case, or at her firm or something and is outraged.

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fuck pewdiepie subscribe to jablinski games

KEEP GOING

yes, swallow that sweet sanitized mainstream content major corporations can safely put their ads on instead of supporting independent content creators

Awfully fast for 1mil. I wonder how many are bots because this really does seem suspect.

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konigstigerr

jack black being puppeteered by a reptilian: how do you do fellow children?

y'all: yasssss queen.

ARE YALL LIKE??????????? OKAY???????????????? DO YOU NEED HELP IS THIS A CRY FOR HELP

jack black: *is a well known, likeable person who makes good music and has fun and people love him for it, makes a gaming channel so he can have fun with his son*

y’all dumbass motherfuckers: it’s bots and he’s also a lizard man and subscribing to him instead of pewdiepie is feeding into corporations

That antisemitism really showing in some of you guys huh @konigstigerr

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Humans are Weird: Allergies

*This is my first attempt at writing a ‘humans are weird’ post and I don’t know if this idea has already been done before and I apologize if my wording below is weird, like if I’m too dramatic or something*

Allergies: Mild to moderate annoyances, or in some cases life-threatening complications, that many humans have to deal with throughout their lives. But to an outsider, one of the strangest irritants to the bodies of some humans are our own environments, a.k.a seasonal allergies; some of us are literally allergic to the natural world! Mold spores, pollen, and grass, weeds, and trees can cause a number of people’s eyes and throat to swell and become teary and itchy, their sinuses to stuff up, and to burst into coughing fits and overall just worsen a person’s day. And we have no cure for them! Sure we have medications that can provide alleviation from the symptoms for a while but we can’t completely eliminate our hypersensitivities to the substances; allergies are just something we have to put up with our entire lives.

Or even stranger, water and sun allergies (aquagenic urticaria and photosensitivity); they’re exceptionally rare biological anomalies but they most definitely exist and are constant hardships for their sufferers. In the worst cases of aquagenic urticaria, victim’s skin would be in constant pain, their bodies covered with a burning red rash because of the water the human body is 50-70% made of. And sunlight allergies, they can force a person to stay indoors with the blinds shut to avoid their skin flaking and breaking out in excruciating blisters and scars.

What if some alien species don’t go through any of this? Maybe their medicine and technology is so far advanced that long ago, centuries ago even, they completely removed allergy-causing genes from their DNA if they clone and create members of their kind, so generations of aliens have no idea what allergies are. Or they developed cures? Perhaps they’re so well adapted to their environment that they don’t have water, sun, pollen, spore, and plant allergies. What would they think of our feeble race, our bodies that are susceptible to the natural world, our home? 

Feel free to use these ideas for writing and check out @airgaming‘s blog as they suggested the idea to me.

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asapscience

Fruits and vegetables, before and after human intervention. 

We did a pretty good fucking job, Jesus Christ

Remember this the next time you want to complain about GMO’s, we may not have done it in a lab but they still are that.

Bananas looked like lemons wtf

Isn’t this more of a combination of selective breeding and GMOs? Not just GMOs?

Yes.  But people talk about how GMO’s are “unnatural”, yet for centuries humanity has been exploiting mutations in animals and plants to produce food for themselves.

GMO’s are simply the process of inducing these mutations reliably.

People hear “Lettuce being modified with scorpion DNA” and think that we’re now eating scorpions.  But, in reality, they’re taking a tiny bit of scorpion DNA and splicing it into the plant.  Why?  So the plant will produce poison that is not harmful to humans but will deter insects, reducing the use of pesticide, which CAN be harmful to humans and the environment.

GMOs are producing rice that can survive flooding, which makes rice more reliable yields and will prevent food shortages in poor nations that rely on said crops for staple food.

GMOs are also creating spider-goat hybrids.  Why? So we can splice web production into the goat’s udders.  We’ll be able to spin huge quantities of spider silk, enough to reliably create spider silk cables and ropes, which have more tensile strength than steel.

I for one am glad I live in a time where watermelons aren’t giant tomato abominations

The issue with GMOs is that corporations like Monsanto are patenting GMOs and arresting indigenous farmers for cross pollinating with they seeds. But there is nothing dangerous about the science.

^This.

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

this should be in the largest letters we’ve got, plastered everywhere until it gets through people’s heads:

The problem isn’t the science, it’s what capitalism does with that science.

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