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marauders 16 summary
when you only cried once today
CBR now writes Scott's comics. All of them.
Twenty full pages of Scott Summers kicking puppings, eating orphans, and getting banged indiscriminately while Wolverine clutches pearls and grrrrrrates in his general direction bi-monthly forever? Sounds hilarious.
@claire-luna Every issue is written like a Top Ten list.
CBR Writer:
“[Enter Cyclops, clad in his most ass-hugging suit yet, beaming a million- dollar smile. He kneels down with perfect grace and ease and takes a piece of candy from a baby]
Cyclops: This is only the 6th worst thing I’ve ever done!”
Artist: uh, you wanna talk about this, man?
CBR Writer: no.
“[Enter Cyclops, looking exactly like the bastard that stole my heart in one of My Life’s Top Fifteen Worst Moments Ever. He steals a box of cereal from the pantry and proceeds to sluttishly make himself a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, -like a WHORE]
Cyclops: I sure love being evil. Crunch crunch.”
CBR writer:
[Enter Cyclops, in his lucious bodypainted uniform, he sits on the desk and stares Logan in the eyes before he slowly knocks over Logan’s beer. His face holds no sympathy as he yowls for food. The ungrateful- ]
Artist: Are… are you just writing about your cat?
CBR writer: … no.
*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:
Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles
me when I first started tarot: oh man o jeez I gotta pick the right spread for this reading and I gotta word the question the right way and what if I shuffle them wrong or drop a card do I read that one too I can’t handle this PRESSURE
me now: -throws a handful of cards on the table and picks whichever ones land face up- RAVIOLI RAVIOLI TELL ME THE FUTURE-OLI
I figured out the formula:
This is what I stay up at night working on.
Please listen to Vinny’s reaction to this
Describe feminism
Common sense
- Often compared to a witch.
- Hoards gold.
- Makes liberal use of The Wink™
Guys, I think Vex’ahlia might be Nami.
Isabela’s introductory scene: *Slams man face first into a bar table after he calls her a bitch* Me: So this is what they mean by love at first sight.
In the new Zelda game, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Fire you play as a shirtless pyromaniac who has finally escaped from his cave. He had been locked away in hibernation but some madman unleashed him onto the world where he burns everything in his path.