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─── Asylum ───

@bam-monsterhospital / bam-monsterhospital.tumblr.com

alyson (they/she)
- art blog link - pansexual, aromantic, nonbinary-woman. intersectional feminist. existentialist. human. - a tag for head-thoughts - my sister
Reblogs usually go straight into my queue only to emerge days/weeks/months later because I have super adhd and holding memories is difficult... like-spamming is step one of this queueing process.
(my current hyperfixations do not include re-coding this blog, so ugly it shall remain...)
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CBR now writes Scott's comics. All of them.

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Twenty full pages of Scott Summers kicking puppings, eating orphans, and getting banged indiscriminately while Wolverine clutches pearls and grrrrrrates in his general direction bi-monthly forever? Sounds hilarious.

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@claire-luna Every issue is written like a Top Ten list.

CBR Writer:

“[Enter Cyclops, clad in his most ass-hugging suit yet, beaming a million- dollar smile. He kneels down with perfect grace and ease and takes a piece of candy from a baby]

Cyclops: This is only the 6th worst thing I’ve ever done!”

Artist: uh, you wanna talk about this, man?

CBR Writer: no.

“[Enter Cyclops, looking exactly like the bastard that stole my heart in one of My Life’s Top Fifteen Worst Moments Ever. He steals a box of cereal from the pantry and proceeds to sluttishly make himself a bowl of Honey Bunches of Oats, -like a WHORE]

Cyclops: I sure love being evil. Crunch crunch.”

CBR writer:

[Enter Cyclops, in his lucious bodypainted uniform, he sits on the desk and stares Logan in the eyes before he slowly knocks over Logan’s beer. His face holds no sympathy as he yowls for food. The ungrateful- ]

Artist: Are… are you just writing about your cat?

CBR writer: … no.

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me when I first started tarot: oh man o jeez I gotta pick the right spread for this reading and I gotta word the question the right way and what if I shuffle them wrong or drop a card do I read that one too I can’t handle this PRESSURE

me now: -throws a handful of cards on the table and picks whichever ones land face up- RAVIOLI RAVIOLI TELL ME THE FUTURE-OLI

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I figured out the formula:

Overwatch Men: He's participated in endless battles, survived countless wars, pain is the ichor that flows through his scarred aged veins
Overwatch Women: twenty year old with gun!
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Someone: this gem is black coded
Literally everyone else: huN they are RocKs okay (: Why does everything have to be about race??? Omfg look at this drawing I did of white human pearl
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In the new Zelda game, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Fire you play as a shirtless pyromaniac who has finally escaped from his cave. He had been locked away in hibernation but some madman unleashed him onto the world where he burns everything in his path.

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