─── Asylum ───

oh also i encountered more glorious bethesda-y glitches in cyrodiil!

usually this 'time to slide off into oblivion' glitch only happens after i've been killed:

sliding through buildings into the floor, unable to do anything while a battle rages around me.

oh and because we were up on a hill when it happened:

sliding through the aaaairrrrr Then the game let go of my character and dropped him onto the road below where he proceeded to break his gaddam legs.

i thought 'oh that's weird, so i really DID slide a distance? it wasn't just some internet lag happening where only my screen was weird? my character really did just nyoom off into the distance? wow.

but then somewhere todd howard coughed and my character was teleported back to where the sliding started, like none of it happened. Which... is how this glitch usually resolves itself because no i did not move anywhere, it was just weirdness on my end...

EXCEPT. my elf's legs and body were still broken. I STILL HAD THE FALL DAMAGE. eso just punished me for daring to experience a glitch.

hey eso cyrodiil players: is it common for daggerfall covenant players to message you lightly chastising you about waiting your turn to get annihilated... but then also upholding some strange sense of honor later on, not obliterating your ass when they clearly could have (and had previously. easily. many times)?

ah yes, mid year mayhem, where i do scouting mission after scouting mission in cyrodiil, running across the world into enemy territory, only to fall into the world geometry unable to bethesda-climb my way out, metres from my scouting mission goal, not even able to die and respawn.

i didn't even have a 'recall to keep' stone ;__; literally couldn't even count on enemies to kill me. ffffffffffffffff.

the one normal maormer willing to talk to me:

I can't get over his name. "Noryesar". My brain keeps auto-translating it to sounding like "Nor'easter", aka 'north-easter', aka a major weather pattern. and then i fool myself into thinking 'oh that's awesome, that's a great lil pun there', as if any of that was intentional and not my adhd atlantic canada brain just finding a connection and latching onto it like a fuckin lamprey.

moar maormer:

i haven't adventured in hew's bane much.

"Unless you plan to take off those clothes and get up on the stage with that tasty glass of shipwreck wine, we've got nothing to talk about-"

uh... hmmmm... well...

"-Damn landlubbers always swarming around me like fleshflies to a candle!"

landlubber? Ma'am.

Ma'am i am an altmer >:U

i did it. i finally got the dr zeigler mercy skin ;u;

now i don’t have to play against strangers ever again ;u; until the next event happens...