bam-monsterhospital reblogged
Eric the Red (X-Men Abridged 1969)
I'm not saying this is the sexiest outfit Scott Summers has ever rocked, but I would wear this at Gay Pride and/or hit on the guy who wore this at Gay Pride. (Or the guy who wore this at the mall, or the DMV office...)
Those thighs could crack coconuts, Sir.
#kait's constantly coming at me with 'LOOK AT THAT SEX OUTFIT'#'FUCK ERIC THE RED CAN GET IT'#and i kNOW for a fact she's not talking about scott#she's talking about the fuckinnnnnn alien guy#and like... i can't argue with her#because his version of the outfit has higher boots#like and leggings#and if scott just rocked some thigh-highs with this outfit?#perfection#THAT'S SOME PRIME REAL-ESTATE ON THOSE THIGHS SCOTT#GET SOME THIGH-HIGHS IN THERE#JEEBUS#fuckinnnn even the phoenix was a coward with thighhighs#outfitting scott with only knee-high boots in his sex-outfit#the phoenix feared how powerful he'd be with thigh-highs#it knew#ALSO give scott loooooooooong gloves in this#that'd be great#fuck now i need to redesign this goddamn outfit#goddammit#to do#to draw#FUCK#xmen#superfasion