bam-monsterhospital reblogged
Anonymous asked:
What do you like best about cats?
This is an oddly specific question but I have an extensive answer.
- toe beans
- the way that cats will do something dumb and then hope that you didn’t see and pretend that it totally didn’t happen
- (the way that when you notice the thing they did, they’ll act offended)
- the Liquid State aka, cat in a strangely shaped object not meant for a cat but they’re in there anyway
- that little chirp thing they do when you gently touch them while they’re sleeping
- head bumps
- how outraged they are when you help them, even though they’re quite clearly trapped
- when they curl up all tiny in a ball or in that loaf shape
- “cat do not touch that thing” “…how bout I do a n y w a y”
- how cats are secretly the neediest animals on the planet
- when they just seem to know something’s bothering you and they cling to you all day and follow you around rubbing against your legs
- when they meow at you so you meow back and they have a moment of “???” before meowing again, slowly, as though what you said made no sense and they’re trying to get you to elaborate
- yawns. adorable and also kind of terrifying
- constant defiance of physics
- purring
- how soft and cute they are
- literally everything
