─── Asylum ───

OH my sweet summer child, sleep ignorant of what awaits you

Give her a smooch on the noggin before applying Hat

if you lift off the Hat, you’ll find the smooch underneath

She looks like she’s attending the funeral of her third husband who died under mysterious circumstances and I love it.

There’ a little bit of Salem in all of us

I only watched the show for that cat.

im DONOT care if the birbs are not here yet THEY WILL BE and i MUST yelle

summon the birbs

My basket.

This cats mind has been blown by this Round and Good Alternative to Boxes

cats and snapchat

Boop the snoot for kisses!

the Gentle Alien and their unidentified creature companion have a system worked out

kindly unicorn and shadow imp

W A S T E D. [Pets of the week video]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!

I just cried

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”

So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.

Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.

Cats

Pavlov is rolling over laughing in his grave.

okay it’s a little past midnight but here’s the complete (?) adventures of Prompto and Nyactis 🐱

the premise is Noct got turned into a cat from a daemon spell and @brosura mentioned Prompto would want to touch his toe beans and yOU CAN SEE WHERE THAT WENT

he snore

@enygmass