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alyson (they/she)
- art blog link - pansexual, aromantic, nonbinary-woman. intersectional feminist. existentialist. human. - a tag for head-thoughts - my sister
Reblogs usually go straight into my queue only to emerge days/weeks/months later because I have super adhd and holding memories is difficult... like-spamming is step one of this queueing process.
(my current hyperfixations do not include re-coding this blog, so ugly it shall remain...)
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lost-my-leeches

I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents

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worstdoctorsyndrome

Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I've felt nothing but unfiltered joy.

#FUCK#TO DO#GODDAMMIT I NEED#I NEED THIS#FEEL GOODS#HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK#NEW LIFE GOALS PEOPLE#GOALS#YUP#also realtalk my cleric would do this#i saw this post and instantly thought of her#and then i was like 'you know what? i want to live up to this'#'this isn't my typical bread and butter BUT BOY HOWDY I WISH IT WAS'#fuck yeah plague doctors#fjakdls;fd
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mctreeleth

Here it is! The instructions to make a pieced and quilted plague doctor mask!

Just as a heads up, this pattern is not really recommended for beginners. There is not a whole lot of explanation of the basic techniques, and it requires a fair bit of precision, two types of fusible interfacing, and an assumption that you can keep a consistent seam allowance and do some hand sewing and know when to sew things right sides together and such.

I am not promising anything, different methods will yield different results, I have never made a pattern exactly as it was written and neither should you. If you want something the same as the next person, go to the shops.

Actually, nevermind, this is a quarantine craft, stay home.

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#HNNGHGHGHGHG#fuck yeah plague doctors#FUUUUCK YES#ahem#to do#i have several youtube vids saved#but they're all with like... stuff like craft foam#oh and leather i guess#but not sewn sewing machine material#ouo
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