for this year's witches festival, i bring you the spoopiest gift of all...
BETHESDA GLITCHESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
THE HORROR!!!!!!!
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for this year's witches festival, i bring you the spoopiest gift of all...
BETHESDA GLITCHESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
THE HORROR!!!!!!!
so, we all agree that hollowjack and his lil realm detritus sit right in between the spheres of vaermina and namira, right?
right.
-hears tanlorin's dialogue sample lines in crown store-
-long-suffering nb sigh-
2 - Frost
Started something yet again, that I'm not sure i'm gonna finish. ^^
Ok, I know I know- I'm jumping the gun. I know nothing about Ithelia- but I can't get this disheveled, feral, weakened Prince idea out of my mind.
(Imagine Torvesard carrying her...)
For the Queen!!!!
oh that's right, it's halloween month... that means i need to fish out my unfathomable darkness set in eso AND REVEL IN MY CORVID ARMY MUAHAHAHAHAAAA
i really gotta get around to upping ember's stuff and do her quests. her entire 'eagerness about learning but does not do well in traditional learning spaces' stuff has worn away at me.
TFW ZOS misgenders their first enby companion in their PTS patch notes ://////////
this isn't surprising considering they extorted one their employees into quitting and shutting up for daring to be a trans woman.
(this is also just reminding me of when necrom was first unveiled and i swom to jom they presented leramil as nb, only to not say anything when the character came out and only refer to them as 'her'. i swear i didn't dream it... but that's neither here nor there).
"I dwell in your dreams; I savor your nightmares." - Vaermina
grrrrrr, i actually really love the colours on queen ayrenn's base-game armour and i'm forever goddamn jealous of that very deep subtle blue-green tinge to the standard thalmor black and gold.
i wish the player could have access to a dye that reliably makes armour that heckin colour >:U
elderscrolls: orcs are elves.
forever ago they were a sect from the main ancient elf population that split off and worshipped a warrior-god. then that warrior-god got super messed up, reinvented themself, and that group of elves that followed them visually changed to look like how orcs do now. the end. It's still even in the orc-people's name: "orsimer", where '-mer' denotes elves (dunmer, altmer, bosmer, maormer, etc).
eso: has an orc spout 'all elves are evil'.
and no, she's not talking about herself.
oh also i encountered more glorious bethesda-y glitches in cyrodiil!
usually this 'time to slide off into oblivion' glitch only happens after i've been killed:
sliding through buildings into the floor, unable to do anything while a battle rages around me.
oh and because we were up on a hill when it happened:
sliding through the aaaairrrrr Then the game let go of my character and dropped him onto the road below where he proceeded to break his gaddam legs.
i thought 'oh that's weird, so i really DID slide a distance? it wasn't just some internet lag happening where only my screen was weird? my character really did just nyoom off into the distance? wow.
but then somewhere todd howard coughed and my character was teleported back to where the sliding started, like none of it happened. Which... is how this glitch usually resolves itself because no i did not move anywhere, it was just weirdness on my end...
EXCEPT. my elf's legs and body were still broken. I STILL HAD THE FALL DAMAGE. eso just punished me for daring to experience a glitch.
hey eso cyrodiil players: is it common for daggerfall covenant players to message you lightly chastising you about waiting your turn to get annihilated... but then also upholding some strange sense of honor later on, not obliterating your ass when they clearly could have (and had previously. easily. many times)?