a carpenter ant just minding its own business triggers my peripheral vision. i could squish it.... but that would require getting a tissue or some hard surface to do the squishening, and i don't waaaaaaaaant to....
solution: pick up beeg ant like the boog it is, open door, yeet boog into the wilderness.
#small ants are easier to deal with (aka squeesh) lazily#just a single finger'll do it#too small to leave guts behind#but carpenter ants? they're big enough to pick up and let crawl around on you#like a beetle#so i prefer to just grab and fling#boogs#tw: bugs#buggies#fling because i don't feel like going out just to re-house a sturdy ant#because they're fast and won't care where i put them and are difficult to keep still in your hand#woe ant be upon ye