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Movie: *opens with a scene of a pretty cishet couple boning*
Balyhane: *REALLY*?! *mutes TV* It hasn't been ten seconds!
Me: I know, right? Like we just got past the opening credits??
Me: Do--do straight people, like, forget their sexuality--
Balyhane:--if they're not reminded of it like every five minutes?
Me: Yeah?
Balyhane: I dunno, but it feels like it, doesn't it?