bam-monsterhospital reblogged
I was wearing my plague doctor mask in the house this morning, and little did my mother know I had a kazoo inside the beak. Now I put this together in like three seconds so I was flipping my head around trying to get the kazoo in my mouth properly, and I probably looked like I was going crazy. But when I got it and was making kazoo noises in a plague doctor mask you can bet your ass I found a new way to disappoint my parents
Your parents have felt disappointment but whilst imagining this scenario I've felt nothing but unfiltered joy.
#FUCK#TO DO#GODDAMMIT I NEED#I NEED THIS#FEEL GOODS#HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK#NEW LIFE GOALS PEOPLE#GOALS#YUP#also realtalk my cleric would do this#i saw this post and instantly thought of her#and then i was like 'you know what? i want to live up to this'#'this isn't my typical bread and butter BUT BOY HOWDY I WISH IT WAS'#fuck yeah plague doctors#fjakdls;fd