Me (dwarf cleric): and i'm gonna charge... 30 ft, cuz my charge is 40. And like, with a charge, you do an attack at the end of it right?
DM Miles: you can, yes.
Me: ... i'm gonna punch a ghost.
#pathfinder#;u;#galfierisquad#yeyeyeyyeyeyeye#zan#TOO BAD I WENT RIGHT THROUGH IT#LANDED FLAT ON MY FUCKIN FACE#AAAAAAAAA#right before i charged#i slapped the paladin and was like 'JUST FOLLOW ME' and then ran off and ate shit#;___;#rpg stuff#realtalk? one of my fav moments#one of the funniest things i've done#clerics#just cleric things#y'know#punching ghosts#hallucinating shadows#blood sacrificing#all that jazz#'and yet you still channel GOOD energy? positive energy? you sure you're not evil?'#.............................. yes#c: