─── Asylum ───

genuinely in fucking tears over this

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

In case you meet a black cat today, please remember, they’re good luck.

AND PRECIOUS

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

Cats that appear to know planet-ending secrets and are amused by my mortal ignorance

bonus, unamused by my ignorance:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know: jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

Ḟ̴͇͜ě̷̮̕e̴̠͕̓d̵̳̚ ̵̛̞̋m̵̩͎͋e̴͚̜̐̀.̴̬̃ ̶͎̠̒̽F̵̮̹̕ê̶̼e̷̹͘d̷̎̉͜ ̷̩̯̇ų̸̓̐ș̴̺̐̌.̸̱̇̎

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

Can haz snackytreat

(source)

life update; the kitties be here

HNNGHGHGHGNFGHGBDKHF

PRECIOUS BABIESSSSSSSS

im soup

if i fits im soup

Important instances of cats within the Silent Hill series

cats are important ;u;

cats be like

“My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally”

(Source)

https://www.pixiv.net/user/3489777/series/42514

https://mangadex.org/title/30630/girl-that-can-see-it

HOW DARE YOU SUCKER PUNCH ME WITH THIS IMAGE RIGHT AFTERWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the legend of the Bakeneko is important to fully understand this!! The legend says that if a cat lives a very very long life, its tail will slowly split into two, and it will reach the status of a minor god!! … the downside is that its spirit will inevitably outlive its owners, whose spirits will move on to the afterlife, and without anyone to leave food offerings for it, it will become an angry and vengeful beast that haunts its home. This man has two bakeneko following him. two cats that were well cared for and lived long lives, who now watch over him.

I wasn’t familiar with this particular myth, it’s really fucking cool! 

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

Are we going to discuss the size of this cat? Because I think it may actually be a small panther.

hello i am in love with this precious babbu

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile ( part 1)

what can i say…..ive been left with the biggest smile

this is why i love cats

Hilarious Cat Snapchats That Will Leave You With The Biggest Smile (part 2)