The sky is falling. It's fucking boring.

did this morherfucker just make apples out of apples??

Yes. Yes he did.

At this point, he needs to just build the Witch's House from Hansel and Gretel. I feel like he's building to that lmao

One thing I appreciate about Chocolate Guy is that he always takes care to make his creations actual desserts that presumably taste good. A lot of these food artists go for appearance and appearance only; I have seen so many "cakes" that are essentially just a gross fondant sculpture with some sponge in the middle. A lazy artise would just mould solid chocolate apples here, but this guy always puts fun layers in stuff and makes sure they're actually edible.

at all points I was ready for him to start eating the stands

This was disturbingly normal for him

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

Well I think that gif is being a bit over dramatic... Oh, oh no actually I agree

ITS FUCKING LOAD BEARING?!

In honor of his hundredth chocolate creation!

In honor of his hundredth chocolate creation!

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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You can’t make wood out of chocolate!!

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You can’t make giant matches look that tasty!!!

it's always nice to see someone do the thing they were born to do

New Character Unlocked!!!

Mooom, the chocolate alchemist has an accomplice now!

I've got no word this time guys, no words. Fuckin chocolate guy.

GODS I DID NOT EXPECT TO HEAR HIM SPEAK

The Bubble Bath!🛁The perfect romantic dessert! Who would you share this bath with?

Chocolate guy's back at it

At first I only saw the caption and I was terrified he’d built a life sized tub

DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD HE MIGHT DO IT!

Hello, tumblr. I regret to inform you that, unfortunately, the fuckin chocolate guy is at it again.

HE USES A FUCKING LED IN THIS ONE HE CANNOT BE STOPPED