It was such a deep, deep shock to us all. Your father was a— a force to be reckoned with. He truly was. I would not presume to claim to have known him as such, but— but just being in his presence was enough to make it so clear just how formidable a person you were dealing with. What a— what a force to be reckoned with.
Now where my alcoholics let me see ya hands up
Bit of a comedown from Chamber of The Hand…
You can tell that she totally came up with that in the middle of the night and sat up and was like “OOOOOH BEST BURN EVER” and called in a maid to light candles and fetch quill and parchment so she could write it down. And then she practiced saying it all the way to Tyrion’s room. And of course he had an immediate comeback, so now she’s gotta flounce back to her rooms and stick pins in her Tyrion-shaped voodoo doll.
Drunk Cersei in A Clash of Kings/Game of Thrones Season 2. Sansa must’ve been thinking “This bitch be crazy…”
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A little laugh burst from her lips, bleak and bitter.
“Does Your Grace find this amusing?” said Septa Scolera.
“No, septa,” said Cersei. But one day I will have your tongue ripped out with hot pincers, and that will be hilarious.
I haven’t read or seen Game of Thrones! But I know plenty about it, because Tumblr. Mostly, what I know is everyone is probably dead and Winter is Coming? So, here’s a breakdown!
HAIR GUY:
This is Hair Guy! So named because he looks like he’s in a goddamn...
About Cersei - Sometimes people hate her, and sometimes people love her, but either way she’s fabulous, and apparently tells Padme terrible things whilst drunk.
LOL
lol, Lancel, you are the WORST.
I laughed so hard at this and I’m not even sorry.
“And I was sold to some stranger like a horse to be ridden whenever he desired.”
- Cercei Lannister (Game Of Thrones 2x09)
Tears aren’t a woman’s only weapon.