I. AM. FUCKING. DEAD.
Hank and Marie react to Miley Cyrus’ VMA performance (idea credit).
the way they were in the songs | beauty and the beast
He throws our human aspirations to the godlike sadly awry; only from a distance would you think The Beast not much different from any other man, although he wears a mask with a man’s face painted most beautifully on it. Oh, yes, a beautiful face; but one with too much formal symmetry of feature to be entirely human: one profile of his mask is the mirror image of the other, too perfect, uncanny.
He is a carnival figure made of papier mâché and crêpe hair; and yet he has the Devil’s knack at cards.
modern au: When his little sister’s best friend goes missing, private investigator Willas Tyrell quickly realises that the little Sansa Stark he knew has been dragged into something bigger than either of them. Caught in a web of politics, scandals and lies, Sansa’s fate depends on her every calculated move. Willas must play the game if he wants to find her and keep them both alive.
In the game of thrones, you either win or you die.
modern asoiaf - Sweetrobin // The Eyrie
“Mom loved Littlefinger.. Littlefinger loved Alayne because she was his daughter. But he kisses her not like a father. But no one loves me at all, since mom’s gone. He hurts me sometimes. Alayne says I have to listen to him for my own good. And do what he says. I think she’s afraid of him too. But she stops it from getting too bad. Alayne saves me all the time. But what if she goes away.”
fake movie meme → Hans Christian Andersen’s The Little Mermaid, with Sophie Turner and Orlando Bloom
The sun had not risen when she came in sight of the prince’s palace, and approached the beautiful marble steps, but the moon shone clear and bright. Then the little mermaid drank the magic draught, and it seemed as if a two-edged sword went through her delicate body: she fell into a swoon, and lay like one dead. When the sun arose and shone over the sea, she recovered, and felt a sharp pain; but just before her stood the handsome young prince… The prince asked her who she was, and where she came from, and she looked at him mildly and sorrowfully with her deep blue eyes; but she could not speak… [x]
greek mythology fancast → Sophie Turner as Pandia Pandia was a daughter of the sky-god Zeus and the moon-goddess Selene. It is likely that she was a goddess of the full moon and of the earth-nourishing dew. Pandia is also known for being the goddess the kept youth among the gods of Olympus.
The Goddess of Spring - 1934
The fact that this cartoon is about Persephone and people are associating it with Sansa just makes me crylaugh like anything.
favourite faces for favourite mythic ladies: Clytemnestra with Carice Van Houten
Agamemnon took her as an unwilling wife but should have chosen meeker prey: A Daughter of Sparta, a sister to Helen, the mother of a murdered child, Klytaimnēstra took her bloody revenge. She handles that double-bladed ax without skill, but fury makes it lethal. What does Clytemnestra care for a little blood on her clothes?
Let me lay waste to thee.
The ARTInfo staff decided to put their own spin on the traditional “hand turkey” created by grade-school children by re-imagining them in the style of various famous artists - can you figure out who each hand turkey is “by?” We’ve put the “artists” in the captions if you need a little help!
Happy Thanksgiving from everyone on the Slow Art Day team!
His skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
“My skin has turned porcelain to ivory to steel.”
#if u watch carefully gob’s arc subtly but powerfully mirrors sansa’s
If Boromir were Ned Stark, he would’ve gone to Saruman and threatened him, and in the process also tell him about the fellowship’s plan to take the ring to the fires of Mordor unless he and Sauron confessed their crimes to the Elves. And there would’ve just been the one book, probably.
The Simpsons opening, Game of Thrones style