Here we are! Just press that button and it’s good-bye, Janet! I just want to assure you, I am not human and I cannot feel pain. However, I should warn you I am programmed with a fail-safe measure. As you approach the kill-switch, I will begin to beg for my life. It’s just there in case of an accidental shutdown, but it will seem very real.

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I was alone my whole life and I told myself I like it that way, but I don’t. I like being with you. Okay, I won’t go. Really? Yeah, I won’t go. There’s… there is still plenty to do. I’ll stay.

I proposed a rule that Chidi shouldn’t be allowed to leave because it would make Eleanor sad. And I could do this forever. Zip you around the universe, showing you cool stuff… And I’d still never find the justification for getting you to stay. Because it’s a selfish rule. I owe it to you to let you go.

I’m never gonna forget you. In fact to me, you won’t even really be gone. I don’t experience time the same way you do. I kind of live all times at once. To me, remembering moments with you is the same as living in them.

“Picture a wave in the ocean. And you can see it, measure it, it’s height, the way the sunlight refracts when it passes through. And it’s there. You can see it. You know what it is. It’s a wave. And then it crashes in the shore and it’s gone. But the water is still there. The wave was just a different way for the water to be for a little while. That’s one conception of death for a Buddhist. The wave returns to the ocean. Where it came from. And where it’s supposed to be.”

#i mean…this was your idea of a flying puppy in your neighborhood michael

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