the moon's overtaking the sun

Guillermo de la Cruz in S04E07 of What We Do In The Shadows

guillermo’s face after he comes out 😭 i’m so glad he got all the hugs

Guillermo embezzling and living his best life is what I live for

she has TWO HATS!!! TWO HATS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!! I love her sm 

He finally got his mom that new fridge 🥲

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 3.10 The Portrait / 4.04 The Night Market

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That’s his fucking guy!!!

supportive uncle memo

Slipping through my fingers

tattooing these images on the inside of my eyelids

wwdits remains the funniest show

[ID: a scene from What We Do In The Shadows (2019), season 4 episode 3, in which Guillermo De La Cruz and Laszlo Cravensworth discuss Colin Robinson's interests and how Laszlo sees them as uninteresting. It goes as follows:

Guillermo: To him, this isn't boring. He's just like any other kid who likes Legos and Roblox and Nerf guns and musi... [unintelligible]. All that stuff!

Laszlo: Whoa, whoa, whoa. And musi... [exaggerates Guillermo's unintelligible speaking].

Guillermo: What?

Laszlo: And musi... [repeats unintelligible sound].

Guillermo: ...

Laszlo: What were you going to say?

Guillermo: [sharp inhale, said in a whispered tone] Okay. He really loves musical theater.

Laszlo: Oh, no. What hath the dark lord wrought?

Guillermo: [continued whispering, now in a louder tone] Stop, okay? Maybe it's good for him. Maybe it's good for him! It's a good art, no different than literature or the cinema--

Laszlo: [angrily] It is not like any other art. Musical theater is the lowest of all entertainments. It's a gutter pantomime, performed by half-wits with painted face, enjoyed by lower wits!

Guillermo: Maybe some. But have you ever seen Rent?

Laszlo: From you? Not a penny. Anyway, shut up. I forbid it.

/End ID]

If you missed Guillermo's coffin stream, his last words before his battery died were:

"Well. Im down to 2%. These may be my final moments. The last documentation that I have ever existed. 13 years wasted slaving away for 4 unthankful, selfish, idiotic vampires. Mom... if you ever watch this... I just wanna let you know that I'm-"

Thinking of you… 

I AM HERE TO PrOVIDE ONE CONTENT

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