the moon's overtaking the sun

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS | 5.01

supportive uncle memo

Slipping through my fingers

tattooing these images on the inside of my eyelids

nadja and her favorite good time boy 🦇

wwdits remains the funniest show

[ID: a scene from What We Do In The Shadows (2019), season 4 episode 3, in which Guillermo De La Cruz and Laszlo Cravensworth discuss Colin Robinson's interests and how Laszlo sees them as uninteresting. It goes as follows:

Guillermo: To him, this isn't boring. He's just like any other kid who likes Legos and Roblox and Nerf guns and musi... [unintelligible]. All that stuff!

Laszlo: Whoa, whoa, whoa. And musi... [exaggerates Guillermo's unintelligible speaking].

Guillermo: What?

Laszlo: And musi... [repeats unintelligible sound].

Guillermo: ...

Laszlo: What were you going to say?

Guillermo: [sharp inhale, said in a whispered tone] Okay. He really loves musical theater.

Laszlo: Oh, no. What hath the dark lord wrought?

Guillermo: [continued whispering, now in a louder tone] Stop, okay? Maybe it's good for him. Maybe it's good for him! It's a good art, no different than literature or the cinema--

Laszlo: [angrily] It is not like any other art. Musical theater is the lowest of all entertainments. It's a gutter pantomime, performed by half-wits with painted face, enjoyed by lower wits!

Guillermo: Maybe some. But have you ever seen Rent?

Laszlo: From you? Not a penny. Anyway, shut up. I forbid it.

/End ID]

rude of wwdits to give the most unhealthy relationship on the show more weird séxual ténsion than the actual married couple (plus bonus actual married couple. bats)

found a cute reference pic on pinterest <3 the pansexual couple Ever

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i just think guillermo deserves it

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sorry for only vampires they made me SICK

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When I was a human man, I had rosy cheeks, yet in between those cheeks, there was never a smile. And then, one night, everything changed. Nadja came through the window and took my life. She opened a window to my soul and let the darkness in.

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