I spy with my little eye... Literally Everything.

Hi my name is Jonathan Ceaseless Watcher’s Special Little Boy Sims and I have long salt and pepper hair (because archiving makes you age faster) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and glowing green eyes like emeralds and a lot of people tell me I look like the Antichrist (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Jonathan Sims the author, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an eldritch creature but I still look human. I have ashen dark skin. I'm also the Archivist, and I work in a magic institute called The Magnus Institute in England where I'm the head archivist (I'm thirty). I'm an undead monster (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly stolen sweaters. I love Martin Blackwood and I steal all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing a dark jumper and a pair of ripped jeans, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, black eyeliner and green eye shadow around the multiple eyes on my body. I was walking outside the Panopticon. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of cult members stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them-

Haha what if I made an avatar of all the fears that was basically a super op anime protag... I'm jk I'm kidding lololol.....

...unless? 😳

Self care is making an OC that would immediately send a 20 something year old youtuber with a rantsona and an art degree into cardiac arrest

*thinks about jon and sasha bonding over being trans* *thinks about jon and sasha bonding over being trans* *th

I saw this post and I couldn’t resist making a “glitchy” version based on the famous glitch.

jon: martin! maaaaaarrrtinn!!!!

me: don’t make a heavy rain reference don’t make a heavy rain reference don’t—