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Little Changes

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"This is just a part-time job for me! And I can't operate the equipment! And I'm dumb!" ~ Samantha ~ 23 ~ they/them ~ Check, Please! sideblog: pecanplease
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penny-anna

btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(

if you asked Pooh how he thinks society should be run he'd have a think about it & then describe some kind of communist utopia where no-one is in charge and everyone shares and helps each other and then he'd say 'but that's probably a bad idea, I'm a bear of very little brain' and wander away to look at a butterfly or something

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I think they should make a fighting game where all of the characters are from the public domain

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agentumbls

WHAT'S THIS? IT'S THE GREAT GATSBY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

hold on

I'm working on it

wheres winnie the pooh

i wish not to expose him to the horrors of combat

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seelcudoom

hes the announcer

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writterings

one time i went up to my friend (also my coworker) and gave him hug from behind and just like held him there for a moment and our one regular client walked in and was like "huh....so are you guys like....winnie the pooh and piglet?" and i lost my fucking mind. what does that mean. i also said yes and that i was pooh.

me and this coworker are now dating and the same client client came into today and was like "sooo winnie the pooh and piglet?" again so we asked him what he meant and apparently those were the only two male fictional characters he could think of that hug

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Basically Men should say ‘oh bother’ and love to eat delicious pots of honey and wear a comfy little red shirt and pat their tummy after a lovely meal and go to bed in a nightgown and night cap carrying a candle stick and be bestfriends with all the bees and animals of the forest (bunnies and piglets etc.) and wecould all be friends forever

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