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Formerly The Nerd Known As Backuppixiedust

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This is the sacred texts, this is the holy grail.

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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.

you CANNOT leave this in the tags that's so perfect and accurate

Yeagh for fuckin real...

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animentality

my wife bought me one of these for my birthday last year and 1) it is so fucking comfortable 2) my actual dog also thinks this and gets so excited when i bring in my pillow and blanket to nap w her

mostly because she likes to sleep on my pillow when i get up.

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WHO OF YOU IS SWIMMING ACROSS MY GARDEN????????????

Do you just love blocking the sunlight or what?!! Get off???

Please id them?? Wtf???

MY LAWN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭! 1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!!!!!!1!1!1!

What the actual fuck😭😭😭😭😭

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froody

The oldest living dog is currently 24 years old, if you’re younger than 24, there are dogs that are older than you. The oldest living cat is currently 28 years old, if you’re younger than 28, there are cats that are older than you. The oldest living horse is 51 (possibly), if you’re younger than 51, there are horses that are older than you.

The point of this post? I don’t know. I find it comforting. If you’ve only lived a dog or cat or goldfish or horse lifespan then don’t compare yourself to the achievements of others who have lived a human lifespan.

The oldest living sea sponge is 10,000 years old. If you're younger than 10,000, there are sea sponges that are older than you.

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kaijuno

so my electric bill has been paid and will no longer be shut off (thank yall!!!!!!) however I don’t have any money leftover for groceries. Pls help out if you can?

Kofi | Cshapp | Vnmo | PyPal

Haven’t been able to eat today and could use some help

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cleolinda

I’m brushing off my account over there—I just really got out of the habit of “microblogging” and wasn’t able to get my head back into it. I haven’t been able to post today because it looks like the new traffic is a bit much, but I’d be really happy if this does in fact become the primary Twitter alternative. I think the biggest problem has been getting a critical mass of people to make the move (artistic livelihoods, it’s tough), but now Muskworld is just untenable. It took a week and a governmental meme appointment, but people have finally had it.

As much as people like Mastodon, I went over there and could not figure it out. Possibly because I didn’t know what server(s) to go to and if I’d be welcome when I parachuted in. Which is fine; I feel like Mastodon probably doesn’t want to be the town square where anyone and everyone can sign up and there are uniform safety measures across the entire service. We basically need “Twitter before it went to shit ten years ago and also a little bit better.”

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cryptidcola

it’s mothman’s birthday everyone say happy birthday mothman 🥳🎉

mothman has been thotting it up in west virginia for 55 slutty, slutty years

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haberdashing

now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!

If my father in law were alive I would send him this so he could have a sensible chuckle. Little did he know what started as a prank would turn into a phenomenon.

I decided to make a post!

Nobody knew! I didn't know until a few years ago during a conversation! And by then, FIL's health was declining and the conversations were getting shorter.

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libraford

Listen, I love having a pretty big library of bellydance music (of all kinds)- but unfortunately when you get into older stuff they're not individual tracks, they're just 20 minute song sets that you have to split into single songs and then find a way to differentiate each track from the ones its divorced from and a lot of times you're taking a shot in the dark calling it 'drum solo that's got the badadadadaWOMdada bit'

And there's a specific song that I'm looking for that I got from my first teacher back in the 00's because there's a choreography that I want to see if I remember. But its one of the songs I had to separate out and I don't know what I named it. And she doesn't know what its called because she called it-

"Drum Solo."

Because she got the song the same way that I got the song, which is by getting someone's stage set and cutting it up in Audacity into smaller tracks.

AND SO THE CYCLE OF IGNORANCE CONTINUES

The drum solo that goes badadadada WOM badada

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