a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie

put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

mysterious creature of uncertain origin

One fun thing about my town is that about two years ago, our feral rabbit population tripled, and while we mostly had grey rabbits, there were a handful of white and black rabbits as well.

Two years later, it turns out grey rabbits are hard to see on the road, and white rabbits stand out to predators, so now we have a bazillion identical black rabbits roaming the streets like lost souls of the damned

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

one of the greatest joys of life is following your pets around all day saying hiiiiiiiii every time you see them

UPDATE:

(via @lazarus-lazuli )

Good news! It only took him 3 tries 🎉🎉🎉 congrats cringe husband

it’s always funny when someone comments on eurodance like “why don’t they make music like this anymore” because they DO and it’s one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)

all you need to make eurodance is one female vocalist (mediocre-to-incredible), one male vocalist who Cannot sing but can say shit like “I’m a sex king man with a party plan / international nation hand in hand” in a deep voice, and an apartment somewhere in italy

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

Please help it's Christmas next week, and I have no heating or hot water!!

**URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST**

Sunday, December 18th: Hello everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill, and disabled woman, who is in desperate need of help, as I'm struggling to get by and keep my utilities on throughout the festive season, and at the moment it's -5°c and my gas is out!!

As most of you are already aware from my previous posts, my sweet 14-year-old dog Luna, passed away on November 23rd, and I've been struggling to pay her vet bill and the fees for the cremation services to get her ashes. Thankfully with the generous help of others, I managed to cover the expenses and bring her home. However, a few days ago I received a PayPal charge-back from one of those individuals, and it's left me with significant pressure to make ends meet, and a debt that I can't afford to pay.

And for those who don't know, I have been struggling financially these past few years due to Covid-19 and my welfare benefit (Universal Credit) being under continuous review, which is due to my worsening mental/physical health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And due to recently being diagnosed with PCOS, MDD & CFS, I am applying for ADP (Adult Disability Scotland) which could take a while to process.

At the present moment, I'm struggling to buy groceries, and keep my utilities on as I don't receive my welfare until December 30th, in which the £317 I get will go towards paying my rent. And with it being christmas next Sunday, I desperately need help with my utilities (£90 each for my gas and electricity) + £150 for groceries and some winter clothing!! I have a wishlist if anyone wants to help!!

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save me from freezing to death, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Thank you!! ❤

£0/£350!!

@thebibliosphere @shencomix @mayakern @prisonhannibal @deadgodjess @rosslynpaladin @susiephone @soloveitchik @bihet-dragonize @closet-keys @gem-femme @ihateflying @thechronicchillpill @faiataka @justsomeantifas @iamoutofideas @menpegger @decisiontoleave @venus-macabre @nicostiel @paracosim @stars-bean @crtter @rslashrats @excalibelle ❤️

please help out my friend ❤️❤️❤️

No fucking way

how do you draw wet hair

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him