To the lovers.
finish this post. walk into the club like w
aluigi was probably the most underrated character in the entire mario franchise and im truly disappointed that he hasn’t received more attention
2.10 | Hunted
As a cat owner, I can confirm 50% of the time I am kissing my cats soft head and telling her how much she means me, and the other 50% I’m angrily telling her not to eat plastic
i hate… i haaate when you’re talking to someone who you know won’t recognize just “dnd” so you have to say out loud “dungeons and dragons” and wait for a horde of jocks to start kicking the shit out of you
i had to tell my 71 year old grandpa i was tired today because last night was game night which meant playing Dungeons and Dragons with my friends. he asked me if i won and i had to say no i did not win Dungeons and Dragons
No offense but can ya’ll like also normalize trans guys that DON’T bind. Like there’s guys who don’t want to, choose not to because of the risks, and guys who CAN’T because of medical reasons. Not every Trans dude is wearing a binder 24/7 and some don’t ever.
Titties out is a gender neutral look.
Titties out is a gender neutral look.
TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK.
TITTIES OUT IS A GENDER NEUTRAL LOOK.
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus
this is the only toy he won’t rip to shreds he just tenderly carries it around with him
james sirius potter, you were named after two people who were ready and willing to give mcgonagall a heart attack. step up your game
me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute