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So with the new Dynamaxing feature in Pokémon sword and shield everyone’s focused on what happens if you dynamax a wailord but my I turn your attention to cosmeom for a second. A friend’s group chat points out Cosmeom should probably be feared a little more and even did the math.

So we can deduct from watching the Pokémon direct that every Pokémon would end up dynamaxed to about the same size, because grookey and eldegoss are not the same size but dynamaxed they are. So for science sake let’s say they all grow to about 10 meters in height. Cosmeom’s only a tiny .1 meter in height, but weighs an astonishing 2204.4 pounds. Since it’s a sphere in shape you can figure out jut how much dynamaxed cosmeom would weigh. Assume it’s volume is 0,000,524m^3 so density is 1908 metric tons per meter cubed. To reference the densest element we know of called osmium at a density of 2259 so it’s already getting kinda close to this this. Scaling this up to a 10 meter tall would give it a volume of 523,6 cubic meters and a weight of 999028.8, almost a million metric tons. SO TO SUMMERISE THIS FUCKER COULD TEAR SPACE TIME. BUT ASSUMING IT DIDN’T THIS GIGANTIC BALL OF UNREALISTIC MASS WOULD STILL MOST LIKELY NEED 9.8 GIGAJOULES A SECOND TO KEEP IT FLOATING A METER AWAY FROM THE GROUND THAT GOD FORBIT IT TOUCH BECAUSE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE ABLE TO GENTLY BRUSH EARTH AND TURN IT TO DUST. THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

Wrong. When a pokemon grows monumental in size because of dynamaxing they cant just create “matter”. Get it? Its like when you stretch out a baloon (but i guess in this sense without the air????). Its big but its not heavy, because of the theory of equal proportion!!!!!!! Therefore, when a Grotkey grows 10 metres tall its density is equivalent to the density it had before. So the density of small and large grotkey are the same, but big grotkey’s volume is bigger. So??? What does that mean????

Density = mass / volume

Lets say D = 100 m=100 v=1

So if suddenly v equals 100 then m equals 1

It means the weight of the big grotkey is LESS than the small grotkey?!?!?!?!

I was WRONG. the only thing you cant change is the mass. So big grotkey DOES weigh as much as small grotkey, but big grotkey’s density is smaller since its volume is larger. And yeah, volume has an inverse relation to density and all that. Blah blahblah.

I’m not saying the density changes I’m just saying there would for sure be more of it because of the increase of suface are and then the mass would also be larger by that standard. There’s evidence that a Pokémon doesn’t just “inflate” in the Direct, as every time a Pokémon is dynamaxed it does actually crash into the ground as if the mass has increased.

Mass is the measue of the garavity’s pull on you. This is actually what we use to weigh people now adays. The density would stay the same throughout The Pokémon but because we have more volume but the mass/weight would change. Say we make a small jello and a big jello. You have to use more jello mix for the big one but it’s still the same density. So density is the same but because the big jello has more mass we have a hevier jello. That’s what’s going on here. I’m not saying cosmeom would be more dense, just that it would have more surface area, mass, and more of that same density. It’s already heavy as shit. Give that fucker more mass and we’re all dead.

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prokopetz

I have not played the new Animal Crossing yet, but based on the posts that have crossed my dash, the principal activities of play seem to involve:

  • Planting trees
  • Picking flowers
  • Trying on pretty dresses
  • Hanging out with colourful animal friends
  • Travelling by night to a secret island to fight giant scorpions for money
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tealmoth

They made Professor Magnolia an old lady because y'all couldn't behave yourselves with Sycamore and Kukui.

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esmeia

I see you trying to move in on that My Little Pony charm, GameFreak. I see you.

Yeah, I’m predictable as heck and caved into drawing the new magical cotton candy Ponyta. They’re so cute!

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tealmoth

Almost everyone: "the SwSh preload can't be unencrypted, so nobody can leak anything from it!!!!"

Some dude on 4chan, probably, with a modded Switch and no will to live:

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jadeazora

Pokemon Sword and Shield are available for pre-download in the US.

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jadeazora

New images of the Zacian and Zamazenta Switch Lite from retailers.

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Thanks to all the new followers welcoming me back! You guys are great! Got some good news yesterday that kept me pretty busy, so you're getting two posts today!

Today's first post is an Inktober piece for the new Gigantamax Meowth! I love the design of this one, and tried to give it a yokai-like feel to it. Enjoy!

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azuremist

Knowing that dataminers will be spoiling the hell out of these new Pokemon games is so difficult for my impulsive ass, like

There’s a certain charm to the idea of the starter’s evolved forms not being revealed, a certain type of mystery, the feeling you get when you are discovering these things for yourselves, as a Pokemon Trainer

But on the other hand I’m impulsive and content-starved as shit so you KNOW my reserve won’t last 15 whole days

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jadeazora

New SwSh trailer that also gives us in-game footage of Zacian and Zamazenta!

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