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Comedic Genius

@b0njourbeach

Local Menace | 22 | INTJ - 5w6 | It/its | I laugh at my own jokes simply because I'm fucking hilarious. I *Will* become the best known TreyKei shipper.
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Welcome to the Abyss of Insanity.

Best enjoyed in dark mode.
🫧 Finished Series
🦇 #twst balding series
🦇 #twst fish series
🦇 #twst food series
🦇 #twst goofy series
🦇 #twst unfurry series
🦇 #twst queer series

🫧 Ongoing Series
🦇 #twst halloween series
🦇 #twst object series

I do not consent to reposting my work. If you want to use it for something: Ask.

My Sideblogs

🦇 @b0njourbeach-reblogs - Reblogs only. 🦇 @b0njourbeachs-lists - Lists only. 🦇 @find-the-mickey - Pointing out Mickey in every Twst Card. 🦇 @switched-wonderland - the Twst Switch Series is here now. 🦇 @twistedwriting - Writing only.

🫧 Do not interact if you're...

... Homophobic, Transphobic or any kind of Queerphobic.

... Shipping Incest.

... Generally disrespectful.

... Racist.

... Ableist.

... a bot.

[List may be adjusted in the future if needed.]

I tolerate a lot but watch your manners. We're both humans and we're both allowed to make mistakes. I'm open to discuss matters to clear possible misunderstandings but if you're going to be rude, so will I.

If you're being rude in my posts, I will remove your privilege to access this account.

You have been warned.

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Took a random Online Quiz to find out which hypothetical HSR path I'd be best suited bc I genuinely couldn't tell.

Got Erudition and questioned that result. (Erudition is the path that supports logic, thinking and strategic behavior)

Also me: "I need to know."

* knowing in this case refers to "everything". I need to understand everyone's opinion on every matter, I need to know every possible outcome of every possible situation. Simply everything.

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Anonymous asked:

Random HC:

b0njourbeach puts apple juice in whiskey glasses to be fancy

Idk which is worse (in a funny way): The fact that I own whiskey glasses (I never had whiskey before) or the fact it would be something I'd do

Then again, I don't like Apple Juice all too much because it's too sweet, I'm more of an Orange Juice type of person

But! I did drink several other drinks out of it because I like how fancy they look, so you're not too far off!

I'm still laughing way too much about it, this one's too good

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Ykw guys? I'm bored so let's play a game:

Drop some random accusations/HCs about me in my inbox and I'll comment on them :D

(Example: "b0njourbeach stands while taking a dump" idk. Just smth you assume about me)

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Saw a Meme that I'm gonna edit soon.

My brain: makes it Treykei (ofc)

My body: starts violently shaking to contain the laughter

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Alright guys, hit me with some "This Character in this Event" - Twst ofc. I wanna design some outfits. So don't be shy, you can tell me as many as ya want ✨️

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